1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 1941_(1979_Extended_Edition) ,BR_MKV_H264_AC3[5.1](Universal,Eng,Jpn,Ger,Sub) 1280x544 2 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:09,270 [ Wind Howling ] 3 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:14,240 [ Bird Squawking ] 4 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,550 [ Bird Wings Fluttering ] 5 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:24,850 [ Bird Cawing ] 6 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:35,330 [ Sea Gull Calling ] 7 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:09,200 Oh ! Oh ! 8 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:28,050 [ Exhales ] 9 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,420 [ Gasps, Screams ] 10 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:09,020 [ Screaming ] 11 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:18,570 [ Screaming ] 12 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:27,270 [ Men Speaking Japanese ] 13 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:32,150 [ Japanese Continues ] 14 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:37,350 [ Sighs ] 15 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:40,790 [ German ] 16 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:50,370 [ Shouts In Japanese ] 17 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:54,240 - [ Replies in Japanese ] - [ Shouts ] 18 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,310 [ Japanese ] 19 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,590 - [ Speaking German, Japanese ] - [ Japanese ] 20 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:59,600 [ Muttering In Japanese ] 21 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:02,270 [ Muttering In German ] 22 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:38,710 - [ Soldier ] Hollywood ! - [ Woman Screaming ] 23 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:40,150 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 24 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:44,850 - [ Woman Screaming ] - [ Muttering ] 25 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,580 - [ Shouts ] - [ Screams ] 26 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:49,020 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 27 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:53,490 - [ Screams ] - [ Grunts ] 28 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,500 - [ Woman Screaming ] - [ Shouting In Japanese ] 29 00:06:57,570 --> 00:07:01,060 [ Shouting ] 30 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:04,400 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 31 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:09,140 - Hollywood ! - [ Shouts ] 32 00:07:09,210 --> 00:07:11,540 [ Japanese ] 33 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:13,550 [ Exasperated Murmur ] 34 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,220 35 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:35,310 36 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:49,090 37 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:59,770 38 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:05,570 You better get your mind off that dame and back on the job or we'll never get outta here. 39 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:07,580 This war's been goin' on for the last ten years. 40 00:08:07,650 --> 00:08:09,740 You had Japs in Manchuria in 1931, 41 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,980 the Eye-ties in Ethiopia in 1935, 42 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:15,680 the Krauts been blitzkrieging your favorite European tourist attractions the last 3 years. 43 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,450 Last year in Africa, it took General O'Connor and his British tanks two months... 44 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:21,790 to grab Libya and it took Rommel 12 days to get it back. 45 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:24,520 Jesus ! Look at this creamation ! 46 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,530 You're supposed to be drying dishes, not killing people. 47 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,090 Give me that turkey leg. I'll shove it up your ass. 48 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:31,160 What's the matter with you ? Look at all this good food over here. 49 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:36,170 - Pop, Wally made me cook ! - Wally, my ass ! Looka here ! Perfectly good eggs ! 50 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,900 What the hell's the matter with you, throwing away food like that ? 51 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:41,950 Put it back over the stove, warm it up for them fellows out there. 52 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:45,950 Let's mutilate this food before they can serve it to anyone else. 53 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:48,210 [ Woman ] They are so disgusting. 54 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:50,220 If you don't quit hanging around with that playboy, 55 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:52,820 you gonna end up with a record you can't play on the jukebox. 56 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:54,830 - But, Pops-- - Pops ? I ain't your Pops ! 57 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:58,300 But, Pops, I've been practicin' all week. I'm takin' dancing lessons. 58 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,630 - I seen you dance. You can't dance worth a spit. - [ Griddle Sizzles ] 59 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,640 Give me that thing. Jesus. 60 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:06,400 When are you gonna remember which side of the tracks you come from, boy ? 61 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:08,700 - [ Man ] We need more coffee. - Coming right up. 62 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:13,040 - - Clean that place up right there ! 63 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:19,950 64 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:22,610 What's your problem, kid ? You got ants in your pants ? 65 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:24,920 I was just practicing some dance steps. 66 00:09:24,990 --> 00:09:26,930 - Dance steps ? - Mm-hmm. 67 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:29,930 You got somethin' to be dancin' about, bub ? 68 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,330 - I don't know. Maybe I do. - Maybe you do ? 69 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,200 There's a war on, pal. I want to know why you're not in uniform. 70 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:38,430 I want to know what you're doin' dancin' around tables. 71 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,530 I want to know why you're not in the Army. 72 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:43,840 - 'Cause I don't take orders from anybody. - A tough guy, huh ? 73 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:46,240 - Whoa ! - [ Woman Gasps ] 74 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:50,040 [ Wally ] Are you okay ? I'm really sorry. 75 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,480 - I'm terribly sorry. - You got egg on my uniform. 76 00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:56,220 - I'm very sorry. - I hate eggs. 77 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:59,550 - Eggs are good for you. - I can't stand eggs. I hate eggs. 78 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:02,560 - Look out, Wally. - Watch it ! He's got a leg. 79 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:06,360 - [ Shouting, Groaning ] - That ain't the way you do it ! 80 00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:08,370 Can it, Sitarski ! Save it for the Japs ! 81 00:10:08,430 --> 00:10:10,460 For cryin' out loud, Sarge. Look at this bozo. 82 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:12,470 Anybody who wears a shirt like that is askin' for it. 83 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:14,510 He's an American, Sitarski. 84 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:17,010 If it's one thing we don't want, it's seeing Americans fighting Americans. 85 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,340 I won't stand for that. Not here, not anywhere. 86 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,940 We've had our chow. Move out. 87 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:25,510 - You okay, kid ? - You're not gonna tip him, are ya, Sarge ? 88 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:28,920 - That's okay. I don't need your tip. - I think you do. 89 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:31,650 Get rid of that shirt. It's in bad taste. 90 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,280 Come on ! Clean them floors up like I told ya ! 91 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,950 Floors haven't been washed in 10 years. It'll take me all night. 92 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:40,090 I don't give a damn if it takes 20 years. 93 00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:42,360 He can't work tonight. Tonight's his big night. 94 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,030 - Tonight's the night of the Jitterbug contest. - Jitterbug ? Hell ! 95 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,070 That reminds me. Kill them cockroaches in that flour sack. 96 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:51,040 - Pop, he can't work. He's gotta dance ! - [ Groans ] 97 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:54,050 Pop ! Pop ! You can't do this to me ! 98 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:58,170 I'll do anything ! I gotta get that money ! I gotta get that suit ! 99 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,620 Only way you'll get a suit is steal one. 100 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:04,120 - Now scram ! Get out ! - Ow ! Oh ! 101 00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:08,060 Easy come, easy go. 102 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:11,490 Oh, no, you think that's gonna stop me ? 103 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:16,500 Nothing's gonna stop me from being with Betty Douglas tonight. 104 00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:18,970 - Um, Miss Fitzroy ? - [ Woman ] Yes, Betty ? 105 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:23,030 Does this mean we won't be allowed to dance with civilians tonight ? 106 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:25,670 - That is correct. - [ Women Murmuring ] 107 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:30,150 In fact, civilians will no longer be permitted in this facility. 108 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:34,620 The world is changing, girls, and we have to change with it. 109 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:36,990 These men in uniform are after one thing-- 110 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:40,290 I don't want to hear any more talk about your precious morality. 111 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,990 Morale. Now that is what is important. 112 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:46,160 You are gonna have to smile at men... 113 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:49,100 who you would never give a second glance to in peacetime. 114 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:51,190 [ Together ] Yes, Miss Fitzroy. 115 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:54,210 Make polite conversation with men whose minds are in the gutter. 116 00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:56,260 Yes, Miss Fitzroy. 117 00:11:56,340 --> 00:12:00,240 You are gonna have to dance and dance close with men you might find repulsive. 118 00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,250 [ Group ] Eww ! 119 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:06,840 [ Men Whooping, Shouting ] 120 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:10,250 [ Chattering ] 121 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:15,560 Oh, heaven, heaven. Some of them are really cute ! 122 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:18,530 - I want you ! - [ Men Shouting ] 123 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,030 Eight o'clock ! 124 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,530 [ Man ] I can't take it ! 125 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,330 - Seven-thirty ! - I love you ! 126 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,200 [ Man ] Tonight ! 127 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:27,540 I love you ! 128 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:30,510 [ Chattering Continues ] 129 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:35,710 That's all Reed Jack, one of our better boogie-woogie suits. 130 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:39,720 - And very expensive. - Excuse me. What do you mean by that ? 131 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:43,880 It's just that I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing when you came in. 132 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,760 My good man, are you accusing me of not having enough dough to pay for this ? 133 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:50,230 - Shh ! - I might as well leave this store. 134 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,820 No. Come back. Try on the hat. It goes with the suit. 135 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,560 [ Salesman ] You know what I mean ? 136 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,570 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 137 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,270 [ Chattering ] 138 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:05,300 It's not gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It's not gonna work. 139 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,440 [ Newscaster ] Elsewhere in the news, it's been reported... 140 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:11,640 that two squadrons of Japanese planes flew over San Francisco last night. 141 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,650 They bombed Pearl Harbor. Now they're going to come here. 142 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,190 They bombed Pearl Harbor. Now they're going to come here. 143 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:19,820 They bombed Pearl Harbor ! Now they're going to come here ! 144 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:22,050 [ Screaming ] 145 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,820 Thank you, but no, thank you. I have changed my mind. 146 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,960 - I do not want it ! - What do you mean you changed your mind ? 147 00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:30,900 - I'm sorry, sir. I am taking it off. - But you wanted a suit. 148 00:13:30,970 --> 00:13:35,200 I learned one thing today: I will never shop east of Beverly Hills. 149 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:38,870 - Merry Christmas ! - Merry Christmas. 150 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:41,510 It ain't gonna work. 151 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,070 Why do I always have troubles on Christmas-- 152 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:46,410 - It's not gonna work. - [ Siren Wailing ] 153 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:50,980 - Why can't I have a-- What ? Oh, my God. - [ Siren Wailing ] 154 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:54,290 - [ Siren Continues ] - [ Woman ] God. 155 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:01,690 Air raid. Japs. Japs ! 156 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:04,700 [ Screaming ] Japs ! 157 00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:07,760 [ Screaming ] Get outta my way ! 158 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:12,140 - [ Wally ] Air raid ! - [ Screaming ] 159 00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:14,810 I never thought they'd be this nervous. 160 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:18,340 Hi, girls. Your first air raid ? Are you two sisters ? 161 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:21,440 - Get lost ! - We want a man ! 162 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,650 Soldier ! Soldier ! Help us ! 163 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,690 Hey, Wally, I think we swiped the wrong style. 164 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,730 - What ? - Those gals are khaki wacky ! 165 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,200 - They're what ? - Look at that ! 166 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:35,760 - Dames are falling for uniforms. - I don't want dames ! 167 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,000 All I want is to dance with Betty tonight. 168 00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:41,100 Come on ! Let's get outta here ! 169 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:45,540 Everybody, down ! Everybody, down ! 170 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:48,740 This is your diagonal warning ! 171 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:51,640 Everybody, down ! 172 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,400 [ Tires Screeching ] 173 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:05,240 Oh, no. 174 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:31,070 Fill 'er up. Ethyl. 175 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,810 Where ? 176 00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:40,950 [ Newscaster ] It was just a case of war nerves. Two squadrons of Japanese Zeroes-- 177 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,780 [ Man ] The Japs tried to bomb San Francisco last night. 178 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:48,310 Two squadrons of Jap Zeroes. I've been trackin' them ever since. 179 00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,690 I lost them somewhere over Fresno. 180 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,700 [ Man ] Radio says that's not true about San Francisco. 181 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,560 - It was just a case of war nerves. - War nerves ? 182 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,860 - Yeah. - Who said, "war nerves" ? 183 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:03,200 I heard it on that radio there. 184 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,400 - Radio's wrong. - [ Woman ] Oh, my God ! 185 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:17,180 Oh, shit ! 186 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:22,250 Oh ! 187 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,820 Stop that plane ! 188 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:30,160 Stop ! Stop ! Damn it ! Stop ! 189 00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:37,870 [ Sirens Wailing ] 190 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:42,210 Madness. It's the only word to describe it. 191 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,540 This isn't the state of California. This is a state of insanity. 192 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:48,380 [ Woman ] General Stilwell, Colonel Grant suggests dispatching... 193 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:51,010 guard units to all the city reservoirs. 194 00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:54,960 Intelligence suspects that Fifth Columnists are going to... 195 00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:58,120 "pour poison into the water supply." 196 00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:01,460 And G-2 should pour knockout drops into the water supply. 197 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:04,500 Maybe the people of the city would calm down and leave the war to the Army. 198 00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:07,770 [ Sirens Wailing ] 199 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:14,380 [ Man ] Stand off ! 200 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,570 [ Man ] Sir ? Sir ? The General. [ Knocks on Metal ] 201 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:19,840 - My fingers. I need them over here. - Do you hear sirens ? 202 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,610 - Captain Birkhead. General Stilwell is here. - Do I hear sirens ? 203 00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:25,180 Ow ! Oh ! Sirens ! 204 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,950 - What are you doin' ? I'm not finished yet. - Oh ! 205 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:33,020 - Sorry, Captain. Captain, what's your name again ? - Loomis Birkhead. 206 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,620 - Sorry, Captain Birkhead, but that's General Stilwell. - Wait ! 207 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:40,860 - I've got to get my story ! - I was just giving it to you. 208 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:43,060 [ Sighs ] 209 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:47,100 I'll tell ya, DuBois, there are positive and negative aspects... 210 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:50,200 about being a general's aide. 211 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,710 The general couldn't have been a couple more minutes late, could he ? 212 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,980 It is wartime, and we all have to make sacrifices. 213 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:59,250 Here he comes ! 214 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,850 - You have a telegram from Colonel Maddox, sir ? - Madman Maddox ? 215 00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,890 - What does he want ? - Troops, sir. 216 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,020 Troops ? It's a practice bombing range in Barstow in the middle of the desert. 217 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,830 What's he want troops for ? Give me that. 218 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,700 "Request emergency troops. Invasion imminent. 219 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:17,500 Suspect hidden Jap airfield in Pomona alfalfa fields." 220 00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:20,510 I blame myself. I put that lunatic out there. 221 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,600 Jesus H. Christ, DuBois. Is that the General's new secretary ? 222 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,840 Yes, sir. She came in from G-2 this morning. 223 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:31,620 - Not bad, huh ? - Not bad ? She's a goddess. A goddamn goddess ! 224 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:35,150 That is Donna Stratton. I knew her back in Washington. 225 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:38,660 She has got this thing for planes. 226 00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:41,790 One of those real high-flyin' types, huh ? 227 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,800 I've never seen anything like it. 228 00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:45,890 She's got planes on the brain. 229 00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:50,300 His brother had all those political connections in Georgia. What could I do ? 230 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:53,100 Tell him to hold his position. I'll send someone up there later . 231 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,770 [ Stilwell ] Where's Birkhead ? He's supposed to have my lunch. 232 00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:59,410 [ Donna ] B-17. 233 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,320 [ Gasps ] Ooh. 234 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:06,790 No man has ever gotten to first base with her on the ground. 235 00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:10,690 But get her into a plane, she'll bat your balls right out of the park. 236 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,420 - You can fly, sir ? - Who said anything about flying ? 237 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:17,900 I just gotta get her into that plane. I'll fake the rest. 238 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,780 - [ Gasps ] - Hello, Donna. 239 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:42,090 Donna Stratton, after all this time. How long has it been ? 240 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,350 Not long enough. 241 00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:46,420 You're not still sore, are you, Donna ? 242 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,190 Yes ! In a number of places. 243 00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,600 [ Laughing ] Same old Donna. 244 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,640 Listen, I got a great idea. 245 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,540 Why don't we get together for dinner tonight ? We got a lot to talk about. 246 00:19:58,370 --> 00:20:00,870 [ Laughing ] 247 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:05,970 What could you and I possibly have to talk about ? 248 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:08,240 Airplanes. 249 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,850 I seem to recall that you always had a very keen interest in aircraft. 250 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,860 Now, take this B-17, for example. 251 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:18,360 A woman like you is bound to appreciate a plane like the 17. 252 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:22,560 After all, it's big. It's the biggest one here. 253 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:25,530 You know what else ? It's got a lot of range. 254 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,760 - You know what I mean by range, don't you ? - Oh, sure. 255 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:32,710 It can stay up for a long time. A very long time. 256 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,370 It's built firm and solid. 257 00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:40,940 It has to be, because of its tremendous forward thrust. 258 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:45,450 And when this baby delivers its payload, 259 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,490 devastating. 260 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,580 [ Both Laughing ] 261 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:54,930 - Oh, Captain. Let's get something straight. - Please do. 262 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,900 I don't like you. I don't like the way you act. 263 00:20:57,970 --> 00:21:02,030 I especially don't like your immature sexual innuendoes. 264 00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:04,100 - I was just kidding. - The B-17 happens to be... 265 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:06,870 - the most valuable strategic air bomber... - Damn it ! 266 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:10,540 - When I went to flight school, we were taught to secure these. - in the United States Air Corps. 267 00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:13,480 I didn't know you went to flight school. 268 00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:16,380 I only logged in a couple of hours in a little Beechcraft Trainer... 269 00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:19,480 before I got kicked out-- upstairs to become the General's aide. 270 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,920 - But can you fly the B-17 ? - B-17 ? 271 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,260 - Can you fly the B-25 ? - A plane's a plane. 272 00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:27,350 - Can you fly the 24 Liberator ? - Propeller and four wings. 273 00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:29,400 Can you fly the 38 Lightning ? 274 00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,560 You can fly one, you can fly them all. 275 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,660 Sure, I could fly the 17. 276 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:38,170 I'm sorry, Captain. I didn't realize you had a serious interest in strategic bombers. 277 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,970 Donna, my interest is very strategic. 278 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:45,410 How would you like me to show you the cockpit ? 279 00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:50,350 First let me say the possibility of the Japs bombing us is, at best, remote. 280 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:54,380 However, we're installing antiaircraft batteries all over town. 281 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:58,420 In addition, we have a vast network of civil defense volunteer aircraft spotters... 282 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:00,430 keeping a constant vigil. 283 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:05,330 They report their sightings directly to Interceptor Command Headquarters. 284 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,340 In the event of a sighting that cannot be immediately identified by Headquarters, 285 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,740 we go to a condition yellow as a precaution. 286 00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:15,900 The aircraft maintains its position and attempts to identify it fail, 287 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:18,170 we go to a condition blue. 288 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:23,620 The situation persists, we cannot establish radio contact, we go to a red alert. 289 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:27,350 During a red alert, air raid sirens will sound. 290 00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:32,260 All lights must be turned out. Searchlights will scan the skies for enemy aircraft. 291 00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:34,420 Gun crews will be at ready. 292 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,430 [ To Himself ] I hope. 293 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,860 [ Birkhead ] Clear the props ! 294 00:22:38,930 --> 00:22:43,370 Boost pump on. Energize. Engage. Ignition ! 295 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,770 Are we cleared for takeoff ? 296 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,310 [ Imitating Radio Static ] B-17, two, seven, one. 297 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:52,250 Cleared for takeoff on runway one-eight. 298 00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:54,250 Winds from the southwest. 299 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,310 - You want the stick ? - Yes, yes, yes. Give it to me. 300 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:03,460 All right. Now. 301 00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:06,980 We are rolling. 302 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:10,090 We're rolling down that runway... 303 00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:13,190 faster and faster. 304 00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:15,860 - I don't feel any thrust. - Don't worry. You will ! 305 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:18,770 You will. All right, all right. 306 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,400 Max power ! We're past the point of rejection. 307 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,970 - Get your nose up ! Pull back on that stick ! - [ Airplane Passes Overhead ] 308 00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:26,710 [ Grunts ] 309 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,410 - Oh, very good. - [ Sighing, Panting ] 310 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,820 Landing gear up. 311 00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:36,220 And now we're leveling off at 20,000 feet. 312 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,090 Turn the wheel to the right. 313 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,990 Good. We're at 20,000 feet. 314 00:23:45,070 --> 00:23:47,500 Ow ! [ Groans ] 315 00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:49,700 - What's that ? - Nothing. It was a little turbulence. 316 00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:52,070 We hit an air pocket. Nothing to worry about. 317 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,670 Objectives in sight. 318 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:57,180 We peer down the bomb sight. 319 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,440 We're on target. 320 00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:03,210 We open the bomb bay doors. 321 00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:06,880 [ Whirring ] 322 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,120 [ Stilwell Continues, Indistinct ] 323 00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:12,720 We are getting closer and closer. 324 00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:16,230 We are approaching target. 325 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:20,960 You're almost there. Here we go, Donna. Here we go. 326 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,940 - Bombs away. - [ Machinery Clattering ] 327 00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:26,970 Who's playing in the cockpit ? Goddamn it ! 328 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,570 - Mission scrubbed. - Oh, Donna ! 329 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,440 Sorry to have to bail out, Loomis, but it just won't work on the ground. 330 00:24:32,510 --> 00:24:35,070 I tried it in the simulator once. It was no good there either. 331 00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:37,120 We've got to be airborne. 332 00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:39,590 But, Donna, listen. We'll try a different flight plan. 333 00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:42,780 We are divebombing Tokyo. [ Imitating Automatic Gunfire ] 334 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:46,450 I'd like to say one final word about bombs. 335 00:24:46,530 --> 00:24:49,460 The eventuality of an air raid on this city is highly unlikely. 336 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:53,730 Oh, Donna. You can't do this to me. You don't know what I've been through today. 337 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,670 Loomis, my father was a drill sergeant in the Marine Corps. 338 00:24:56,740 --> 00:25:00,800 He taught me how to defend myself. Now, leave me alone. 339 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,900 Donna, please-- 340 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:09,780 As long as I am here, I can assure you, 341 00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:12,620 there will be no bombs dropped here. 342 00:25:12,690 --> 00:25:14,250 [ Screaming ] 343 00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:26,170 [ People Screaming ] 344 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:31,590 We think we've located Captain Birkhead, sir. 345 00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:41,660 346 00:25:41,730 --> 00:25:45,760 - [ Chattering ] - Okay, okay. 347 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,330 Bye ! See you later ! 348 00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:52,170 Bye-bye ! 349 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,080 Maxine, I don't know why I ever listen to you. 350 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:58,880 I can't do this to Wally. You know he's been waiting a long time for this. 351 00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:01,940 - He's even learning how to dance. - Forget about Wally. 352 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,580 Think of all those soldiers and sailors we'll be dancing with tonight. 353 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:08,060 - I can't forget about Wally. - 354 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:11,320 What are you gonna do ? Turn your back on those brave men in uniform... 355 00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:13,420 so you can dance with some criminal ? 356 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:17,160 Wally is not a criminal. He's just-- He's just original-- 357 00:26:17,230 --> 00:26:20,290 - He stole your father's car. That's really original. - [ Door Closes ] 358 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:24,400 - Wally ? What are you doing here ? - [ Maxine ] Betty ? 359 00:26:24,470 --> 00:26:27,470 Oh, my God. If my father catches you here, he'll kill you. 360 00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:32,350 I paid my debt to society. Your father has a brand-new auto, a new garage. 361 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:34,350 Did the fire insurance pay for all this ? 362 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:37,980 My dad it can't possibly cover what he's gonna do to you if he sees you again. 363 00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:42,580 I had to show you the new set of drapes I picked up for the dance this evening. 364 00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:47,960 Look at this. A wreath pleat, a stuffed cuff and a wreath sleeve. Snazzy, huh ? 365 00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:52,130 - Watch these new steps ! - I have to talk to you. 366 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,730 - Would you listen ? - You can forget about the dance tonight. 367 00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:58,430 They won't let you near the place dressed like that. 368 00:26:58,510 --> 00:27:01,270 It's a USO club now for servicemen only. 369 00:27:01,340 --> 00:27:04,870 - And we're hostesses. - What do you mean, "hostesses" ? 370 00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:08,210 - That like a waitress ? - It means we can only dance with servicemen. 371 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,510 - Real men. - What do you mean ? 372 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:13,990 You joined some organization that tells you who you can and can't dance with ? 373 00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:18,430 You're talking about the USO ! 374 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,090 Where does that leave us, Betty ? 375 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,600 Look, I know you don't owe me anything. 376 00:27:24,670 --> 00:27:28,870 But I've been lookin' forward to this night for a long, long time. 377 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,530 - What am I supposed to do ? - Get a uniform. 378 00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:33,540 This is my uniform ! 379 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:37,270 I'm an American too, and there's a lot of things I have to do. 380 00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:40,080 I have to do my part, Wally. 381 00:27:40,150 --> 00:27:42,380 There's a lot of lonely servicemen out there. 382 00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:46,720 - I don't want to see them stuck on some German-- - Bayonet. 383 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,990 Do you wanna go with me tonight ? Yes or no ? 384 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:51,650 - Yes. - Betty. 385 00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:53,660 Think about those guys. 386 00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:56,530 I mean, no. I mean, yes. 387 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,900 The hairy chests and the hairy arms-- 388 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,440 I don't know ! I don't know ! 389 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,770 You're gettin' me confused. 390 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,900 I'm just confused. 391 00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:08,910 Oh, okay. Okay. 392 00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,910 Wait. Look. 393 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,570 I'll meet ya in front of the dance hall at 8:00. 394 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:17,210 If they won't let me in, we can go see a movie. 395 00:28:17,290 --> 00:28:21,850 Okay ? There's that new Walt Disney cartoon playin' around. 396 00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:23,260 Dumbo ! 397 00:28:24,990 --> 00:28:28,860 Oh, my God. Here comes my father. 398 00:28:31,270 --> 00:28:33,200 And he's got a gun ! 399 00:28:33,270 --> 00:28:36,030 - [ Laughing ] - Quick, Wally. Go out the garage door. 400 00:28:36,110 --> 00:28:38,040 I'll stall him. 401 00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:43,970 [ Wally ] Come on ! Oh ! Hello ? Come on ! 402 00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:46,070 - Hi, Dad. - Hi. How are you ? 403 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:48,080 - Dad, I'd like you to meet my friend. - Hi ! 404 00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:49,280 It won't open ! 405 00:28:49,350 --> 00:28:51,980 Dad, Dad, I joined the USO. 406 00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:54,720 Yes, I know. You told me, dear. We all got to do what we can. 407 00:28:54,790 --> 00:28:58,590 [ Betty, Maxine Chattering ] 408 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:08,060 Aha ! 409 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,810 Shit. I didn't hear any gunshots. He must have got away. 410 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,150 What's that rug-- That's my hat ! 411 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:24,310 Gus, Gus, wait 'til they step on it. 412 00:29:24,390 --> 00:29:26,320 That's my brand-new hat. 413 00:29:28,490 --> 00:29:30,320 [ Screams ] 414 00:29:30,390 --> 00:29:32,950 [ Giggling ] 415 00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:34,520 Surrender ! 416 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,590 - Macey Douglas, what is the meaning of this ? - What is this ? 417 00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:42,000 Jap trap. We're gonna cover it over with sticks and stuff. 418 00:29:42,070 --> 00:29:44,600 Dad says when the Japs sneak up, they'll fall in. 419 00:29:44,670 --> 00:29:47,840 I'm going to kill you. 420 00:29:47,910 --> 00:29:50,400 Wait 'til I get out of here, I'm gonna murder you ! 421 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,390 You dug your own grave. 422 00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:56,960 [ Vacuum Whirring ] 423 00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:03,160 - [ Gasps ] - [ Vacuum Off ] 424 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,700 Ward Douglas. 425 00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:10,140 - [ Truck Approaching ] - Wow ! Look what we're getting. 426 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:13,840 I will not have guns in this house. 427 00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:19,250 - [ Gasps ] - Uh, excuse us, ma'am. 428 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,050 - Heads up ! - [ Woman Screams, Whimpers ] 429 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,950 - [ Whimpering ] - Hello ? 430 00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:28,460 Sorry, ma'am. Our gun kind of got away on us there. 431 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:31,260 - All right, move it back ! Come on ! - Shit ! Oh, sorry. 432 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,590 Come on, move it out ! Back it up, ya foul-ups. 433 00:30:33,670 --> 00:30:36,630 Let's go, Reese. Move it out easy now. 434 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,670 Come on, Foley. Get in here and push. 435 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:43,200 - Gee whiz. - Corporal Sitarski, get on that wheel. Come on ! 436 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,210 All right. Sitarski, lock it up ! 437 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,040 - Ow ! - Watch yourself. 438 00:30:49,110 --> 00:30:52,020 Attention, Foley, Sitarski, Reese, let's go ! 439 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,050 Fall in on the double. Hustle, hustle ! 440 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,210 Oh, my God ! My roses ! 441 00:30:57,290 --> 00:31:00,380 Ten-hut ! At ease. 442 00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:03,450 Sir, Sergeant Frank Tree, United States Army Tenth Armored Division. 443 00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:06,690 Mr. Ward Herbert Douglas, 1313 Pelican Way ? 444 00:31:06,770 --> 00:31:09,230 Yes. 445 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:14,240 Uh-huh. The Coast Artillery Command has determined your property... 446 00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:18,040 to be strategically advantageous for the installation... 447 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:20,540 of an enemy aircraft defense battery. 448 00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:23,310 What ? 449 00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:28,480 We want to put this 40 millimeter antiaircraft gun in your yard, sir. 450 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,220 Joan, they want to put this gun in our yard. 451 00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:36,350 No. Absolutely not. I refuse to let you... 452 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,990 bring the war into my own front yard. 453 00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:41,500 Joan. Joan dearest. Uh-- 454 00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:44,830 That's the point, isn't it ? Whose front yard is this ? 455 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:49,570 Is it Tojo's front yard ? ls it Hirohito's front yard ? No. It's my front yard. 456 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,510 It was bought and paid for in the free marketplace. 457 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,600 I am going to defend it. 458 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,240 Then join the Civilian Defense. You could become a block warden. 459 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:03,810 I'm not going to run around like Angelo Scioli with a whistle and flashlight, 460 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,820 hollering, "Lights out." 461 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:08,330 [ Protesting In Italian ] 462 00:32:08,390 --> 00:32:11,730 Calma ! After the war, I'll turn it back to a car. 463 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,360 - Right now it's a tank for the Civil Defense. - Angelo. 464 00:32:15,430 --> 00:32:17,370 [ Protesting Continues ] 465 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,600 You promised me a lawn chair on the beach... 466 00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:23,110 in front of Ward's house with binoculars. 467 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:27,040 That was originally. You still got a chair. You still got binoculars. 468 00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:31,340 Only now you're on top of the ferris wheel in the amusement park. 469 00:32:31,420 --> 00:32:33,350 You don't understand. 470 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:36,820 I've got a little problem. 471 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:39,450 I'm afraid of heights. Yeah, yeah. 472 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,150 Can't look down from high up. 473 00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:44,320 What do you call that ? Hydrophobia ? 474 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,590 - Acrophobia. - No problem. Won't bother ya. 475 00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:50,690 You never look down. You just look up. 476 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:54,300 You sit on top of the ferris wheel with your binoculars spotting aircraft. 477 00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:58,170 - You never look down. Up, up, up-- - Who's with me ? 478 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,410 - Oh, I got a wonderful guy. Very simpatico. - Good man ? 479 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,470 Calm, cool, collected, balanced. 480 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,880 - He knows all about heights ? An expert ? - [ Protesting Continues ] 481 00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:09,850 This person is an expert about everything. 482 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,050 Calma. [ Italian ] 483 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,390 That's not defense, Joan. This is defense. 484 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:19,420 - Ward, I have to talk-- - Sir, ma'am, please. Let's not fight. 485 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:23,260 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's seeing Americans fighting Americans. 486 00:33:23,340 --> 00:33:28,770 If you let them keep that gun in our yard, our home will be a target. 487 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,070 Joan, we're all targets in this war. 488 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:34,580 At least we will be able to shoot back. 489 00:33:34,650 --> 00:33:37,480 - How do I work this thing, Sergeant ? - You shouldn't touch it. 490 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:40,540 There will be a gunnery crew here on Monday to man the ordnance. 491 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:43,820 - Monday ? - Yes, sir. 492 00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:46,620 - [ Joan ] Where will they go to the bathroom ? - [ Maxine ] Oh. 493 00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:50,290 Remember I saw him first. He's mine. 494 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,830 [ Joan ] I will not allow you to bring the war into my front yard. 495 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:55,800 Hello, hello, hello. 496 00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:59,030 Sitarski ! Quit goldbrickin' ! Go in that garage, 497 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:01,330 find a cement block and stabilize that ordnance. 498 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:03,340 - Move it ! - Yes, sir ! 499 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:08,280 - You heard your boss. Put me down. - Anything you say, doll. 500 00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:10,810 [ Gasps ] 501 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,410 - Come on, get the lead out ! Move, move, move ! - Yes, sir ! 502 00:34:14,490 --> 00:34:17,940 Sergeant, there's no way this gun can go off by itself, is there ? 503 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:20,580 Actually, I'm a motor pool maintenance sergeant. 504 00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:22,590 I don't know too much about the gunnery stuff. 505 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:25,490 However, I can tell you this material is a 40 millimeter automatic gun... 506 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,530 effective against low-flying aerial targets. 507 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,900 The gun will displace a 1.96 pound, high-explosive armor-- 508 00:34:29,970 --> 00:34:32,370 [ Exhales ] Count to ten. 509 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,070 [ Exhales ] One, two-- 510 00:34:40,050 --> 00:34:42,140 [ Clattering ] 511 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:46,280 How can we make sure that the gun doesn't go off ? 512 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:49,580 The upper part of the gun carriage is capable of... 513 00:34:49,650 --> 00:34:53,250 a full 360 degree traverse with a maximum barrel elevation of 90 degrees. 514 00:34:56,390 --> 00:34:59,230 This is a cement block. 515 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:02,600 [ Screaming ] 516 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,670 [ Tree ] Projectile at 2,960 feet per second-- 517 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,070 - Don't they teach you manners in the Army ? - You're right. I'm sorry. 518 00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:19,480 I'm Corporal Chuck Sitarski, United States Army. 519 00:35:21,050 --> 00:35:25,990 But, uh, my good friends call me Stretch. 520 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:30,360 How are ya ? Aw, look, I'm sorry I dropped you in that hole. 521 00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,860 Listen, you got a little thing in your hair-- 522 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:35,830 I'll tell you what. If it makes you feel any better, 523 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,870 why don't you haul off and slug me ? 524 00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:42,270 - Plant one right here on my kisser. - I don't want to hit you. 525 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:46,710 - Make a fist. - All right. 526 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:48,710 You shouldn't touch the ordnance at all. 527 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:52,270 But more specifically, you should never pull this hand-operating lever... 528 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:54,280 - to the rear. - Never. 529 00:35:54,350 --> 00:35:57,690 Do not push a clip of ammunition down into the feed rollers here. 530 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,780 - You would never put the ammunition-- - No, sir. Never. 531 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:01,790 You never restore this lever to firing position. 532 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:04,330 Do not make sure that this cover is completely closed. 533 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,260 Never depress operator's foot triggers here, here... 534 00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:09,270 - and at the rear here. - Never. 535 00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:12,170 If an ordinary Joe like me... 536 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,600 went to one of those fancy USO dances, 537 00:36:15,670 --> 00:36:19,170 and he saw an awful pretty girl like you, and-- 538 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,300 And he wanted to ask her to dance, 539 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:24,180 - you think maybe she'd, uh, say, uh-- - Yes ? 540 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:27,180 - Yeah. - [ Giggles, Screams ] 541 00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:29,920 Don't listen to that jerk ! 542 00:36:29,990 --> 00:36:31,420 You ! 543 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:34,650 You ! 544 00:36:34,730 --> 00:36:36,820 - You ! - You. 545 00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:41,830 You... have a really serious wardrobe problem, kid. 546 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:46,030 [ Wally ] It's isn't fair ! No ! No ! 547 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:48,130 [ Shouting ] 548 00:36:48,210 --> 00:36:52,270 Put me down ! No ! No ! No, no, no, no, no ! 549 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:56,510 I'm gonna be there at 8:00 in front of the Crystal Ballroom. I'll meet you there ! 550 00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:59,140 - No, you won't ! - Yes, I will ! 551 00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:02,780 - No, you won't ! - Yes, I will ! 552 00:37:02,850 --> 00:37:06,560 No, you won't. 553 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:31,380 [ Murmurs, Speaks Japanese ] 554 00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:58,270 - [ Japanese ] - [ Japanese ] 555 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:15,230 [ Bird Chirping ] 556 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,030 [ Japanese ] 557 00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:52,750 Holly... wood-- [ Japanese ] 558 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,590 [ Japanese ] 559 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:58,000 [ Japanese ] 560 00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:00,000 [ Responding In Japanese ] 561 00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:03,270 - [ Japanese ] - [ Japanese ] 562 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:05,780 - Hollywood. [ Japanese ] - [ Japanese ] 563 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,310 Hollywood-- [ Japanese ] 564 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:11,410 Tsk. [ Japanese ] 565 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,350 Pinewood. [ Japanese ] 566 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:18,290 [ Japanese ] Cheese ! 567 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,190 - [ Together ] Cheese ! - [ Camera Shutter Clicks ] Okay. 568 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:24,790 569 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:27,330 570 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,890 to guessin' or-- 571 00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:35,130 572 00:39:36,570 --> 00:39:41,200 That's one thing I can do 573 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,210 [ Gear Grinding ] 574 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,080 That's a bad one to bust 575 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:50,550 He's-- 576 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:53,320 Hey ! 577 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,800 [ Engine Revving ] 578 00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:16,310 [ Exhales ] 579 00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:28,980 Well, it's kind of skinny around the bottom, but what the heck. 580 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,520 Well, I'll be doggoned. 581 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,440 Where'd you little bastards come from ? 582 00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:44,970 Thought you could hide from old Holly, didn't ya ? 583 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,170 Doggone it. 584 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:49,510 You get smaller every year. 585 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:53,680 Oh, shoot ! Fire, fire, fire ! 586 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,720 Now, that's a nice one right there. 587 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,990 Yes, sir, that one there. 588 00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:13,000 I'm gonna have to try that again. 589 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:23,250 Whoa ! Jesus palomino ! Walkin' trees ! 590 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:29,010 - [ Groans ] - [ Japanese ] 591 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,550 Holly... wood. 592 00:41:34,630 --> 00:41:38,790 Hollywood. Hollywood ! 593 00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:41,260 [ Together ] Banzai ! Banzai ! 594 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:50,030 [ Airplane Passes Overhead ] 595 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:02,620 Uh-huh. I'm lost. 596 00:42:10,330 --> 00:42:13,530 [ Murmurs ] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 597 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,260 Oooh ! 598 00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,940 [ Grunts ] 599 00:42:27,010 --> 00:42:30,500 - [ Squeaking ] - Huh ? 600 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:33,450 - [ Squeaking Continues ] - Huh ? 601 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,040 [ Squeaking ] 602 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:40,320 Oh. 603 00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:42,420 Ah. 604 00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:46,720 are big and bright 605 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,730 [ Squeaking In Rhythm ] 606 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,730 the heart of Texas 607 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,830 [ Squeaks ] 608 00:42:53,910 --> 00:42:55,870 Starved. 609 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,870 Can opener ! 610 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,150 [ Glass Shattering ] 611 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:12,750 Ha-ha! Ho-ho! Ha-ha! 612 00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:15,950 Does that gun work ? 613 00:43:16,030 --> 00:43:17,960 You ain't gonna shoot nobody, are you ? 614 00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:21,160 You ought to get some oil on that thing. You shouldn't leave it settin' out. 615 00:43:21,230 --> 00:43:24,170 - [ Japanese ] - Down there ? What is it ? A Winchester ? 616 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,200 That's what I got, a Winchester. 617 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,930 Lever action, shoots like a house on fire. 618 00:43:29,010 --> 00:43:32,910 You ought to try to pick one up-- Don't go stepping on me. 619 00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:35,840 Ought to try to pick one up while you're over here. 620 00:43:35,910 --> 00:43:38,180 Damn good gun. 621 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:42,120 Ah ! 622 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:48,380 - [ Japanese ] - [ Sighs ] 623 00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:56,330 You sneaky little bastards ain't gettin' doodily shit outta me, 624 00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,430 except maybe my name, rank and social security number. 625 00:44:00,510 --> 00:44:04,410 Wood, Hollis P. Lumberjack. 626 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,500 Social security: 1-0-6... 627 00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:12,020 4-3... 2-1-8-5. 628 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,050 Where Hollywood ? 629 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,750 - Right here. - What ? 630 00:44:20,830 --> 00:44:23,290 You're lookin' at him. 631 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,020 - Who ? - Hollis Wood. 632 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:28,430 Where ? 633 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:32,460 I'm right here. Shoot. Can't ya understand plain English ? 634 00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:35,370 - Hollywood ? - Huh ? 635 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,570 - Where ? - Here ! 636 00:44:41,050 --> 00:44:44,670 Look. Where Hollywood ? 637 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:46,910 North ? South ? 638 00:44:46,980 --> 00:44:51,850 Oh. You want me to tell you where Hollywood is. 639 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,590 Well, shoot. That's easy. Hollywood is right-- 640 00:45:01,230 --> 00:45:03,200 Oh, no, you don't. 641 00:45:03,270 --> 00:45:08,470 You thought you was gonna get me to show you where Hollywood was, didn't ya ? 642 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:13,070 Tried to sneak up on me like ya did Pearl Harbor ! 643 00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:15,740 Bet you're gonna bomb John Wayne's house, ain't ya ? 644 00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:18,410 - John Wayne-o ? - I knew it ! 645 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,710 I knew it. I ain't gonna tell ya one stinkin' thing. 646 00:45:22,790 --> 00:45:25,260 You can torture me, do anything you want to. 647 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:29,020 Jesus palomino. 648 00:45:29,090 --> 00:45:32,060 A Nazi! I knew it ! 649 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,460 You're all in cahoots ! 650 00:45:34,530 --> 00:45:38,940 Let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, 651 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,490 I fought your kind in the great war. 652 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:45,130 And we kicked the livin' shit outta ya. 653 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:48,240 654 00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:50,800 Send the word over there 655 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:55,620 - The Huns are runnin' - [ Shouting In German ] 656 00:45:55,690 --> 00:45:58,480 [ Japanese ] 657 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,520 Hey ! What do ya go tearin' up my radio for ? 658 00:46:02,590 --> 00:46:05,220 What's the big idea ? 659 00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:07,260 [ Japanese ] 660 00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:10,630 All right. Go ahead and search me if you want to. 661 00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:13,790 [ Japanese ] 662 00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:18,530 One genuine American jackrabbit foot. 663 00:46:19,970 --> 00:46:21,940 [ Japanese ] 664 00:46:22,010 --> 00:46:26,540 One authentic early American hari-kari knife. 665 00:46:26,610 --> 00:46:31,520 Pass it around, boys. Maybe somebody's got a use for it. 666 00:46:31,590 --> 00:46:35,320 One ten-cent box of delicious, 667 00:46:35,390 --> 00:46:39,520 nutritious, caramel-coated Popperjacks. 668 00:46:39,590 --> 00:46:41,990 [ Men Chattering In Japanese ] 669 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,660 Doggone it, this is my stuff. 670 00:46:44,730 --> 00:46:48,570 [ Speaking German ] 671 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,300 - [ Japanese ] - [ Men Speaking Japanese ] 672 00:46:52,370 --> 00:46:56,470 [ Kleinschmidt Speaking German ] 673 00:46:56,540 --> 00:47:00,070 Compass. [ Japanese ] 674 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:04,980 [ German ] 675 00:47:06,050 --> 00:47:10,010 [ Japanese ] 676 00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:12,750 [ Crew Laughing ] 677 00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:16,350 [ Gulps ] 678 00:47:16,430 --> 00:47:20,030 Banzai, my balls-- [ Coughs ] 679 00:47:22,470 --> 00:47:25,170 - [ Japanese ] - [ Coughing Continues ] 680 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,760 [ German ] 681 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,470 Let's see you try and find Hollywood now, you scrawny little-- 682 00:47:31,550 --> 00:47:34,780 - Hey, boy, watch that knife. - [ Japanese ] 683 00:47:34,850 --> 00:47:36,840 [ Japanese Continues ] 684 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:41,290 [ Japanese ] 685 00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:51,520 Prune juice. 686 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,500 Oh, no, you don't ! Aah ! 687 00:47:55,570 --> 00:48:00,470 - - [ Sputtering, Coughing ] 688 00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:14,550 Oh, boy, rides ! 689 00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:17,320 - It'll be okay. Don't worry. - I don't know, Angelo. 690 00:48:17,390 --> 00:48:20,220 - What if my nose bleeds ? - Use a handkerchief. 691 00:48:20,290 --> 00:48:23,590 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. A ferris wheel. 692 00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:27,000 I love ferris wheels. Do we get to ride this all night ? 693 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:29,000 Just to the end of the shift. 694 00:48:29,070 --> 00:48:32,400 We don't have to pay for this, do we ? We're working for the government now. 695 00:48:32,470 --> 00:48:35,070 Don't worry, Herb. You don't pay for nothin'. 696 00:48:35,140 --> 00:48:37,410 [ Herb ] Is that where you turn it on ? 697 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,840 I always wanted to work one of these babies. 698 00:48:42,850 --> 00:48:45,680 "Warning: Do not... 699 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:48,350 turn on switch." 700 00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:50,360 Ow ! Hey ! 701 00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:54,550 Don't touch that. These are the master control switches. 702 00:48:54,630 --> 00:48:58,430 You fool around with them, you turn on the whole amusement park. 703 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,430 [ Machinery Whirring ] 704 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:05,060 - I love ferris wheels. - Relax, Claude. Everything's gonna be all right. 705 00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:07,630 Here's what you gotta do. 706 00:49:07,710 --> 00:49:13,440 If you hear or see any airplanes, you pick up the phone, 707 00:49:13,510 --> 00:49:17,010 you yell, "Army flash !" 708 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,140 - You got a direct line to the Interceptor Command. - Hey ! 709 00:49:20,220 --> 00:49:24,210 Then you tell them exactly what ya saw and where. Here. 710 00:49:24,290 --> 00:49:28,850 You know my problem with heights. I don't want to be stuck up there with him. 711 00:49:28,930 --> 00:49:32,460 Jesus Christ, Angelo. They gave him a gun. 712 00:49:32,530 --> 00:49:34,860 Don't worry. He got a license. He's an expert shot. 713 00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:37,630 Don't worry. Try to adjust to him. 714 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:40,330 - To know him is to love him. - Ow ! 715 00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:43,140 Don't worry. You'll both be compatible. 716 00:49:43,210 --> 00:49:46,180 If not, I'll get you a replacement. Just sit down, Claude. 717 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:49,770 Remember, you're both very vital to Civil Defense. 718 00:49:51,890 --> 00:49:54,550 Safety bar ? We don't need no safety bar. 719 00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:57,350 What happens if we have to jump ? 720 00:49:57,420 --> 00:50:00,150 You keep the safety bar locked at all times. 721 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:03,860 And remember, don't act up, Herbie, like you did last summer. 722 00:50:03,930 --> 00:50:06,990 No standing up and no rocking. 723 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:10,500 You mean this thing rocks ? Whoa ! 724 00:50:10,570 --> 00:50:13,370 [ Claude ] Whoa ! Whoa ! 725 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,670 [ Herb ] Don't worry. You're perfectly safe. 726 00:50:15,740 --> 00:50:18,710 Like a baby in its mother's arms. You got nothin' to worry about. 727 00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:22,310 I once swung around in one of these things 180 degrees and I didn't get hurt. 728 00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:25,350 No, sir, buddy. There's no way you can get killed in one of these, 729 00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,550 unless you really try. 730 00:50:27,620 --> 00:50:30,180 Like this one guy I knew. He committed suicide. 731 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:32,490 He just stood up and did a swan dive straight down. 732 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,530 Sit down, please. Just stay seated, please. 733 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,330 Don't look down, Claude. You'll be all right. 734 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:43,530 Up, up, up. I'll be back to pick you up after your shift. Ciao. 735 00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:53,270 Hey, this grapefruit's rotten. 736 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:56,440 I'm gonna throw it away. Is it all right with you ? 737 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,450 All right, I'm gonna throw it away. 738 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,390 Here it goes. It's going. It's going. 739 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,520 It's going. It's going. 740 00:51:04,590 --> 00:51:07,890 Going. It's going. It's going. 741 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,730 Too bad I forgot to time it. 742 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,360 If I'd timed it, I would have known how long it took to hit the ground. 743 00:51:13,430 --> 00:51:16,030 Because objects fall at 32 feet per second. 744 00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:18,660 Would you just shut up about heights ? 745 00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:21,800 I don't want to hear another word about heights. 746 00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:28,780 - Boy, I sure hope the wind starts-- - Just shut up ! 747 00:51:28,850 --> 00:51:33,050 Now don't say another word. 748 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,430 Scared of heights, huh ? Ha, ha, ha ! Me too. 749 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,130 [ Japanese ] 750 00:51:55,210 --> 00:51:57,180 [ Sighs ] 751 00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:06,150 [ Japanese ] 752 00:52:09,990 --> 00:52:12,860 You ain't gettin' shit outta me. 753 00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:17,490 I've been constipated all week and there ain't a damn thing you can do. 754 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,120 [ Japanese ] 755 00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:30,800 Now wait a minute, General ! 756 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,810 I'm doin' the best I can. 757 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:38,040 You gotta tell these guys that I gotta have more privacy. 758 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:41,750 How in the hell do you expect a guy to take a bowel movement... 759 00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:45,760 with a bunch of buffalo rifles a-pointin' at 'im ? 760 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:49,390 I have enough problems just pissin' in a public restroom. 761 00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:51,900 [ Japanese ] 762 00:52:51,970 --> 00:52:54,560 [ Japanese ] 763 00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,660 [ German ] 764 00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:59,800 [ German ] 765 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:23,700 [ Hollis Screaming ] 766 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:29,560 - [ Hollis Continues Screaming ] - [ Japanese ] 767 00:53:32,070 --> 00:53:35,010 - [ Screaming Continues ] - Hmph ! 768 00:53:36,410 --> 00:53:39,900 [ Screaming ] 769 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,910 [ Murmuring ] 770 00:53:44,990 --> 00:53:47,680 [ Chattering In Japanese ] 771 00:53:49,290 --> 00:53:52,660 [ Screaming ] 772 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:58,860 - Ahh ! - [ Chattering ] 773 00:53:58,930 --> 00:54:02,830 [ Chattering In Japanese ] 774 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:07,430 - [ Chattering Continues ] - Huh ? 775 00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:10,910 - [ Screams ] - [ Screaming ] - [ Screaming ] 776 00:54:10,980 --> 00:54:13,140 [ Toilet Flushing ] 777 00:54:13,210 --> 00:54:16,650 All right, you ! 778 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:19,480 [ Shouting ] 779 00:54:19,550 --> 00:54:20,990 [ Shouting ] 780 00:54:21,050 --> 00:54:23,320 [ Bullet Ricocheting ] 781 00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:31,000 [ Conversing In Japanese ] 782 00:54:32,070 --> 00:54:34,330 - Get outta my way ! - [ Screams ] 783 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,930 - [ German ] - God bless America ! 784 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,970 - Hey ! [ German ] - [ Japanese ] 785 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:43,000 Let go of my foot, you son of a bitch you ! 786 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,170 [ Shouting In German ] 787 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:48,770 [ Muttering In German ] 788 00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:53,750 - [ German ] - [ Japanese ] 789 00:54:53,820 --> 00:54:57,620 Which way's the damn beach ? Oh, shit ! 790 00:54:57,690 --> 00:55:00,660 [ Muttering ] 791 00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:13,020 "Down By The Ohio" ] 792 00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,360 Detail, assume defense positions on the double ! 793 00:55:18,430 --> 00:55:22,000 - All right, move ! - [ Man ] Clear all civilians outta here ! 794 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,470 No civilians tonight. Get 'em back. 795 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:29,810 Get 'em out there. Keep 'em back. 796 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,320 Ah. Dumbo. 797 00:55:36,390 --> 00:55:39,320 Sure be good to get my mind off things for a while. 798 00:55:39,390 --> 00:55:42,320 - [ Car Horn Honking ] - [ Tires Screeching ] 799 00:55:49,570 --> 00:55:52,500 Come on, I don't want to miss Dumbo. 800 00:55:52,570 --> 00:55:56,000 General Stilwell, sir, an urgent message from Barstow ! 801 00:55:56,070 --> 00:55:59,670 -From Colonel Maddox, son ? -Sir, they're worried about an invasion. 802 00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:04,180 Christ, I thought I told Maddox to hold his position. Birkhead, see what he wants. 803 00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:08,180 I'm sorry, sir. My orders are to give these directly to you. 804 00:56:16,090 --> 00:56:19,030 "Request relief column. Invasion imminent. 805 00:56:19,090 --> 00:56:22,660 Murderers parachuting in from the skies." 806 00:56:22,730 --> 00:56:24,670 [ Mutters ] 807 00:56:24,730 --> 00:56:27,670 Son, are these Jap murderers or Kraut murderers ? 808 00:56:27,740 --> 00:56:29,830 The colonel didn't specify, sir. 809 00:56:29,910 --> 00:56:31,900 You seen these murderers, son ? 810 00:56:31,970 --> 00:56:36,410 Um, no, sir. But Colonel Maddox has seen lights in the hills after dark. 811 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,410 This leads the colonel to believe they're being dropped in at night, sir. 812 00:56:44,050 --> 00:56:45,990 You know, son, 813 00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:48,960 Colonel Maddox is mad. 814 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,690 He is ? 815 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,060 I'm getting that old sinking feeling. 816 00:56:55,130 --> 00:56:58,070 Excuse me, General, but since it's a bombing range, 817 00:56:58,130 --> 00:57:01,070 don't you think Colonel Maddox would have some planes there, sir ? 818 00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:03,070 Some airplanes. 819 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:06,130 Yeah, well, he might have a few planes there. So what ? 820 00:57:06,210 --> 00:57:09,140 Well, I seem to recall a huge stockpile of bombs, sir. 821 00:57:09,210 --> 00:57:12,150 Stock-- I'm missing the movie. I'm missing the movie ! 822 00:57:12,210 --> 00:57:15,510 Considering Maddox's state of mind, there's no telling what he might do. 823 00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:17,920 I thought it might be wise if I take a jaunt out there... 824 00:57:17,990 --> 00:57:20,320 and see if I can't appease the girl-- uh, the colonel, sir. 825 00:57:20,390 --> 00:57:22,320 With your permission, of course. 826 00:57:22,390 --> 00:57:25,330 Take my car, go out there and keep that maniac at bay. 827 00:57:25,390 --> 00:57:28,330 - And don't let him get his hands on an airplane. - Yes, sir ! 828 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,330 Sir, I'm going to take a rain check on the movie. I've got a splitting headache. 829 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,840 I'm sorry about your headache. Can I call a car for you ? 830 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:40,270 - No, sir, I think I can persuade Capt. Birkhead to give me-- - Can I have my ticket ? 831 00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:43,780 Loomis, use your head. Everybody knows you flunked out of flight school. 832 00:57:43,850 --> 00:57:46,910 Trust me, it'll never get that far. 833 00:57:50,350 --> 00:57:52,880 [ Coughing ] 834 00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:56,190 [ Tires Screech ] 835 00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:58,850 - [ Horn Honks ] - Whoa ! 836 00:57:58,930 --> 00:58:01,860 - [ Tuning ] - 837 00:58:01,930 --> 00:58:04,360 838 00:58:04,430 --> 00:58:06,370 If we don't paint the windows, 839 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:10,030 these lights will shine over the water 30, 40 miles. 840 00:58:10,110 --> 00:58:14,340 You know, we could get new curtains. I wouldn't mind that. 841 00:58:14,410 --> 00:58:19,280 That nice soldier said we could get blackout curtains at Sears Roebuck. 842 00:58:19,350 --> 00:58:22,280 I wouldn't mind redoing this whole room. 843 00:58:22,350 --> 00:58:25,290 Since Mama died I wouldn't mind redoing the whole house. 844 00:58:25,350 --> 00:58:28,290 Knock down a few walls. What do you think ? 845 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,330 Somebody should do something. 846 00:58:30,390 --> 00:58:35,090 - [ Heavy Breathing ] - Macey Douglas, will you please take your gas mask off ! 847 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:39,100 - You know that is no way to eat your soup ! - [ Breathing, Slurping ] 848 00:58:40,370 --> 00:58:43,400 But Mom, he likes it that way. 849 00:58:43,470 --> 00:58:46,910 - The lima beans can get through. - Ward. 850 00:58:46,980 --> 00:58:48,910 [ Joan Gasps ] 851 00:58:48,980 --> 00:58:53,000 - [ Betty ] Mom ? Dad ? I'm leaving now. - Green pig. 852 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:56,520 - Have a good time. - Betty, just a minute, um-- 853 00:58:56,590 --> 00:58:59,880 - Look at you. - Come in the living room. Let's-- 854 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:02,890 - Let's have a little talk. - Don't ever do this again. 855 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,890 We've never really had a-- a talk, have we, Betty ? 856 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,900 A father-daughter kind of a talk. 857 00:59:09,970 --> 00:59:12,090 [ Sighs ] Betty, 858 00:59:13,670 --> 00:59:17,110 you know, I'm too old to be in this war. 859 00:59:17,170 --> 00:59:20,610 The boys, Macey, the others, they're too young. 860 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,610 It's up to you. 861 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:26,610 I don't know what they told you at the USO, 862 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:30,450 but you're going to be meeting a lot of strange... men. 863 00:59:31,590 --> 00:59:33,520 Men in uniform. 864 00:59:35,590 --> 00:59:38,530 Boys a long way from home. Lonely, desperate. 865 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:43,030 They really have one thing on their minds. 866 00:59:45,170 --> 00:59:47,100 Show 'em a good time. 867 00:59:52,340 --> 00:59:54,240 All right, you lovers ! 868 00:59:54,310 --> 00:59:57,840 You can quit gettin' all dolled up. We're not goin' to any dance. 869 00:59:57,910 --> 01:00:00,850 - What ? - We've just been posted on combat readiness. 870 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,850 - Combat readiness ? - We gotta play wet nurse to Lulabelle tonight. 871 01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,790 Combat readiness ? Sarge, this is Hollywood ! 872 01:00:06,860 --> 01:00:10,790 Hollywood, is it, Foley ? I guess they didn't tell you Lana Turner's coming by... 873 01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:12,790 to keep us all company tonight. 874 01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:14,800 Where's Sitarski ? That goldbrick ! 875 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:17,800 If he went AWOL, I'll ream his ass ! 876 01:00:17,870 --> 01:00:19,800 Hey, Sitarski, you meatball ! 877 01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:26,310 - [ Groans ] - This here right here. 878 01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:29,310 I want that there bunk right there by the door ! 879 01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:32,310 I don't want none of them Asian enemies sneakin' up on me... 880 01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:34,320 while I'm in here asleep ! 881 01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:36,320 My name is Ogden Johnson Jones. 882 01:00:36,390 --> 01:00:40,950 I ain't gonna enjoy it here, but I got orders that say I's supposed to be here. 883 01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:44,960 And orders is orders. Is there anybody in here that don't like it ? 884 01:00:45,030 --> 01:00:47,960 Gimme a jar of that white stencil paint. 885 01:00:48,030 --> 01:00:51,470 Now then, Ogden, I know you're gonna like it here. 886 01:00:51,530 --> 01:00:53,970 There's a few rules you gotta abide by. 887 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,970 For example, down here, sir, you'll notice... 888 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,970 this white line, which is the Mason-Dixon line. 889 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:04,170 That is the north; this is the south. Don't ever cross over there. 890 01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:08,180 Well, I'm from Tennessee and I'm goin' home to visit my relatives. 891 01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:11,810 That's always nice, but this is Mississippi. Don't ever cross there. 892 01:01:11,890 --> 01:01:15,820 - Yeah ? Well, I wanna pick magnolia flowers. - Oh-ho ! Magnolias, you say. 893 01:01:15,890 --> 01:01:19,330 Well, you wouldn't dare cross the Mexican border, would you ? 894 01:01:19,390 --> 01:01:22,830 - Well, hola and a si, si, si to you. - Ah, I knows ! 895 01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:25,330 Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk ! White flag. I surrender. Bye-bye. 896 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,870 - It never fails, you know. Those guys are idiots. - Aaaah ! 897 01:01:32,740 --> 01:01:35,680 - [ Horn Honks ] - [ Chattering, Yelling ] 898 01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:39,940 - Hey, what's happenin' ? - [ Chattering, Yelling Continue ] 899 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:43,850 - Wally ! - Wally ! [ Speaks Spanish ] 900 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,850 [ Continues In Spanish ] 901 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,950 - What ? - Hey. 902 01:01:49,020 --> 01:01:52,460 - They won't let nobody in without no uniform. - Seen Betty in there ? 903 01:01:52,530 --> 01:01:54,460 We only been here ten minutes. 904 01:01:54,530 --> 01:01:57,460 - Go get 'em, Wally ! - [ Cheering, Whistling ] 905 01:01:57,530 --> 01:02:00,970 Who the hell are you supposed to be, the admiral of the Hollywood navy ? 906 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:04,270 - I'm lookin' for somebody. - How 'bout lookin' for a size 10 up your ass, huh ? 907 01:02:04,340 --> 01:02:06,200 [ Shouting, Jeering ] 908 01:02:06,270 --> 01:02:09,710 - Say, Wally, it's time to throw some chingazos ! - Orale, Wally ! 909 01:02:09,780 --> 01:02:11,710 - Oh, no. - Hi. 910 01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:13,710 - Hi. - You know what ? 911 01:02:13,780 --> 01:02:17,220 You got a lot of balls comin' here tonight. You know why ? 912 01:02:17,290 --> 01:02:20,650 'Cause when I get through with you, you ain't gonna have none left. 913 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,420 - [ Shouting Continues ] - Hit him ! Hit him ! 914 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:26,150 - Hit the dude, Wally. - [ Woman Gasps ] 915 01:02:29,730 --> 01:02:31,670 [ Speaks Spanish ] 916 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,330 Hey. Como esta ? Que pasa ? 917 01:02:36,410 --> 01:02:38,340 [ Speaks Spanish ] 918 01:02:38,410 --> 01:02:41,770 - Hey. - Hey. 919 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,780 Listen, I'll tell you what. 920 01:02:43,850 --> 01:02:47,250 Since I'm obviously interrupting something important, 921 01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,610 he's all yours. 922 01:02:49,690 --> 01:02:52,120 [ Chuckling ] 923 01:02:52,190 --> 01:02:55,120 - Poor bastard. [ Laughing ] - I smell something burning. 924 01:02:55,190 --> 01:02:58,130 - [ Coughing ] - Yeah, it smells like garbage. 925 01:02:58,190 --> 01:03:00,630 - [ Laughing ] - Aaah ! Aaah ! 926 01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:04,130 - Look, lady, I've had it up to here about my clothes ! - Aaaaah ! 927 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:07,130 - Wally ! You're on fire ! - [ Yelling ] 928 01:03:08,770 --> 01:03:12,210 - [ Laughing, Shouting ] - [ Continues Yelling ] 929 01:03:12,270 --> 01:03:14,210 Ooh ! Aah ! Ohh ! 930 01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:20,210 Thank you. 931 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,720 - [ Shouting Continues ] - [ Policeman ] Break it up. 932 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:24,720 Wally ! 933 01:03:26,490 --> 01:03:29,920 - I have to talk to you. - Wally, do you smell garbage burning ? 934 01:03:29,990 --> 01:03:32,930 - Would you excuse us, sir ? - I wanna apologize for this afternoon. 935 01:03:32,990 --> 01:03:35,930 - We have nothing to talk about now. - Sir, we're late for the dance. 936 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,430 Don't go in there with him. I know him. I know what he's like. 937 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:42,280 - Miss Douglas ? Allow me. - [ Groans ] 938 01:03:42,510 --> 01:03:45,410 Swing Band ] 939 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:50,350 940 01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:53,390 941 01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:58,490 sweetest oh-my-oh 942 01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:02,520 - who works around farms - Wally's in the street ! 943 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:05,030 - - What ? - Hey ! 944 01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:07,040 - You wanna dance ? - No ! 945 01:04:07,110 --> 01:04:09,230 - You-- You wanna dance ? - No ! 946 01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:17,250 Aah ! 947 01:04:19,150 --> 01:04:21,080 - Look, you, it's-- - Wally ! 948 01:04:21,150 --> 01:04:24,090 - Dennis, what the-- - What are you doin' ? That guy's a killer ! 949 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:27,090 - What have you got on ? - These uniforms work like a son of a bitch ! 950 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,590 [ In Unison ] Come on, Dennis, let's dance ! 951 01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:32,600 - I don't believe it ! You joined up ? - No ! 952 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:34,760 Wally, look. Western Costumes. Just two dollars. 953 01:04:34,830 --> 01:04:36,770 [ Giggles ] 954 01:04:36,830 --> 01:04:39,770 - - Care for a drink, Betty ? Gimme a couple of Cokes. 955 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,270 - I'm not hungry. - Couple of donuts too. 956 01:04:42,340 --> 01:04:45,140 Hey, you devil, how about a deviled egg ? 957 01:04:45,210 --> 01:04:47,640 - Oh, no, I hate eggs. - My grandmother made 'em. 958 01:04:47,710 --> 01:04:50,150 - Would you care to dance ? - Yes. 959 01:04:50,210 --> 01:04:52,150 Excuse us, please. Listen. 960 01:04:52,220 --> 01:04:55,150 That... is my port of entry. 961 01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:58,150 Believe me, walk away. Just walk away. 962 01:04:58,220 --> 01:05:00,190 I'm wa-- I'm walking away. I'm walking. 963 01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:03,990 - - Your donut, Betty. 964 01:05:04,060 --> 01:05:06,000 - - I'll get it. 965 01:05:06,060 --> 01:05:09,000 - haven't a chance - Wanna cut a rug with me ? 966 01:05:09,070 --> 01:05:13,000 - Maybe have a little pick-me-up. We could-- - 967 01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:15,600 - - Maybe later. 968 01:05:15,670 --> 01:05:19,610 I've got the cutest oh-my-oh 969 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,700 Betty, I think it's getting a little crowded around here. 970 01:05:22,780 --> 01:05:25,720 - - Why don't we go and dance ? 971 01:05:25,780 --> 01:05:29,010 jeepers creepers 972 01:05:29,090 --> 01:05:31,350 - - That's the man for me. 973 01:05:31,420 --> 01:05:34,760 974 01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:36,320 975 01:05:36,390 --> 01:05:38,330 [ Tuning, Static ] 976 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,960 - Aaaah! - 977 01:05:41,030 --> 01:05:45,470 - and his cabbages too - [ Speaks Japanese ] 978 01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:47,470 979 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:53,040 Oh-hi, oh-my 980 01:05:53,110 --> 01:05:58,550 to O-hi-o 981 01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,050 [ Chains Clank ] 982 01:06:23,510 --> 01:06:26,440 983 01:06:26,510 --> 01:06:31,110 984 01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:34,410 985 01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:38,750 986 01:06:38,820 --> 01:06:44,060 close to my heart 987 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:47,530 - - [ Sniffles ] 988 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:50,190 It sure is dark out here, huh ? 989 01:06:50,270 --> 01:06:53,200 You look out the windows, you can't see a thing. 990 01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:55,210 [ Laughing ] 991 01:06:55,270 --> 01:06:58,240 This is just like flying at night. 992 01:06:58,310 --> 01:07:01,750 It's sure a helluva lot safer than flying at night. 993 01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:06,650 If I didn't know better, I'd swear we were flying. This car feels like a plane. 994 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:09,650 - Hey, what does this feel like ? - Loomis. 995 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,660 Forward thrust ? Donna, doesn't that feel like forward thrust ? 996 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,660 - You're such a child. - [ Laughs ] Yeah. 997 01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:16,660 I'll tell you what. 998 01:07:16,730 --> 01:07:21,790 You get me up in an airplane and then we'll talk about forward thrust. 999 01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:24,090 - - [ Barking ] 1000 01:07:24,170 --> 01:07:27,140 [ Chattering In Spanish ] 1001 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:31,160 - and his cabbages too - What's your real name, Sal ? 1002 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,680 he learn to "woo-woo" 1003 01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:35,680 - Raoul. - I knew it. 1004 01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:37,240 Lipschitz. 1005 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,880 I get back to 1006 01:07:39,950 --> 01:07:44,320 1007 01:07:44,390 --> 01:07:46,650 you've seen 1008 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:49,160 1009 01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:53,220 By that I mean 1010 01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:57,760 haven't a chance 1011 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,830 - - Betty ! - Wally ! 1012 01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,140 Betty ! 1013 01:08:03,210 --> 01:08:06,640 - That's where I found him - Wally ! 1014 01:08:06,710 --> 01:08:09,650 - - [ Man ] Hey, come on ! 1015 01:08:09,710 --> 01:08:13,650 You'll never drink in here again, you drunken son of a bitch ! 1016 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:15,980 [ Laughing, Shouting In Spanish ] 1017 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,990 1018 01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:23,390 - - [ Panting ] 1019 01:08:23,460 --> 01:08:27,330 who ever thrilled me so 1020 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:29,990 They want no drunks botherin' and grabbin' em. 1021 01:08:30,070 --> 01:08:33,630 and his cabbages too 1022 01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:38,000 - All right ? I'm sorry. - [ Grunting ] 1023 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,010 - Oh-my-oh-my - [ Men Talking, Indistinct ] 1024 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,010 - - [ Bouncer ] No drinking ! 1025 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,110 - - [ Grunting ] I'm sorry. 1026 01:08:46,180 --> 01:08:48,550 [ Groaning, Whimpering ] No ! 1027 01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:51,210 [ Groaning Continues ] 1028 01:08:51,290 --> 01:08:55,220 - Ladies and gentlemen, may I please have your attention ? - [ Applause ] 1029 01:08:55,290 --> 01:08:57,230 Attention, please, everyone. 1030 01:08:57,290 --> 01:08:59,730 Listen up now, everyone. All right. 1031 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,030 Meyer, come on up here. 1032 01:09:02,100 --> 01:09:04,030 - - All right. 1033 01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:07,540 - The jitterbug contest is about to begin. - [ Cheering, Applause ] 1034 01:09:07,610 --> 01:09:11,540 And now I'm going to introduce our judge for the contest, 1035 01:09:11,610 --> 01:09:14,040 Mr. Meyer Mishkin of RKO Pictures ! 1036 01:09:14,110 --> 01:09:16,710 - RKO Pictures ! - [ Whistling, Cheering Continues ] 1037 01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:20,770 - Meyer is an agent at RKO Pictures and he's-- - Uh, talent scout. 1038 01:09:20,850 --> 01:09:22,790 Talent scout. All right. 1039 01:09:22,850 --> 01:09:25,290 Tell them about first prize, huh ? 1040 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:28,290 Uh, first prize is a seven-year contract at RKO Pictures. 1041 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:30,730 - [ Cheering Continues ] - Seven years ! Did you hear that ? 1042 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:34,730 - - Let's get outta here so these slobs can't bother us. 1043 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,000 You wanna dance with me ? I'm in the USO ! I'll dance with you ! 1044 01:09:38,070 --> 01:09:40,000 - - [ Coughing ] 1045 01:09:40,070 --> 01:09:43,010 [ Man On P.A., Indistinct ] 1046 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,210 [ Grunts ] 1047 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,210 - - Sailor, please ! 1048 01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:50,210 Let's get outta here. 1049 01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,080 I don't wanna go ! 1050 01:09:53,150 --> 01:09:56,090 Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to count down with me... 1051 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,090 on this momentous, tremendous, 1052 01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,880 absolutely pretty... important occasion. 1053 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:01,890 - - All right. 1054 01:10:03,630 --> 01:10:07,220 - We can't go yet. You wanna dance ? - Sure, dolly. 1055 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:10,700 - And... - [ With Crowd ] Ten ! 1056 01:10:10,770 --> 01:10:13,240 - What the hell are you-- Hey ! - [ Crowd ] Nine ! 1057 01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:15,240 You crazy son of a bitch ! 1058 01:10:15,310 --> 01:10:18,900 - Please. - Seven ! - Help me. 1059 01:10:18,980 --> 01:10:20,670 - Gimme a break. - [ Crowd ] Six ! Five ! 1060 01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:22,680 - A what ? - Gimme a break ! 1061 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:24,210 Time ! 1062 01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:26,540 - Four ! - Please. 1063 01:10:26,620 --> 01:10:28,880 - Three ! - Aaaah! 1064 01:10:28,950 --> 01:10:30,980 - Two ! - Wait for me, Stretch ! 1065 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,750 One ! 1066 01:10:32,820 --> 01:10:35,660 And grab your partner and take it away ! 1067 01:10:35,730 --> 01:10:38,660 - [ Maxine ] Wait for me, Stretch ! - 1068 01:10:38,730 --> 01:10:41,660 1069 01:10:43,130 --> 01:10:47,230 - Wally ! - Wait a minute, Betty ! We gotta dance ! 1070 01:10:47,300 --> 01:10:52,440 1071 01:10:54,810 --> 01:10:56,610 [ Both Gasp ] 1072 01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,610 - Ohh ! - Ahh ! 1073 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,620 - Aah ! - [ Woman Chattering, Indistinct ] 1074 01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:05,920 - Aah ! - [ Gasping, Chattering ] 1075 01:11:05,990 --> 01:11:07,920 Ohh ! [ Giggles ] 1076 01:11:15,930 --> 01:11:17,870 [ Man ] Look out ! 1077 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:21,440 [ Groans ] 1078 01:11:24,070 --> 01:11:26,630 - [ Grunts ] - Stretch ! 1079 01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:35,880 1080 01:11:41,790 --> 01:11:44,730 [ Woman Giggling ] 1081 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,730 [ Grunts ] 1082 01:11:49,030 --> 01:11:52,060 [ Cheering, Applause ] 1083 01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:54,070 Watch it ! 1084 01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:56,070 [ Women Screaming ] 1085 01:11:56,140 --> 01:12:00,010 - Stretch ! - [ Sitarski Grunting ] 1086 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,620 - Ohhh ! - Who's that ? 1087 01:12:04,860 --> 01:12:06,920 - [ Kisses ] - [ Groans ] 1088 01:12:08,530 --> 01:12:10,470 Get awa-- Aah ! 1089 01:12:10,530 --> 01:12:12,470 Ooh, Stretch. 1090 01:12:14,940 --> 01:12:16,870 Whoa ! 1091 01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:27,040 [ Onlookers Gasp ] 1092 01:12:28,190 --> 01:12:30,850 Aaaah! 1093 01:12:45,870 --> 01:12:47,900 [ Women ] Whoo ! 1094 01:12:54,780 --> 01:12:56,710 [ Woman Laughing ] 1095 01:12:56,780 --> 01:12:58,720 [ Women ] Whoo ! 1096 01:12:58,780 --> 01:13:00,720 [ Women Scream ] 1097 01:13:00,790 --> 01:13:02,720 - Whoo ! - Whoo ! 1098 01:13:25,910 --> 01:13:28,340 1099 01:13:34,620 --> 01:13:36,550 Uh-oh. 1100 01:13:38,220 --> 01:13:41,350 - [ Onlookers Gasp ] - Look at that ! 1101 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:53,430 [ Cheering, Applause ] 1102 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:55,940 [ Cheering Continues ] 1103 01:14:00,510 --> 01:14:02,880 Wally ! Hey, Wally ! 1104 01:14:06,550 --> 01:14:08,980 [ Shouting, Cheering ] 1105 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,430 That's my best friend ! 1106 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,330 And he's dancin'. 1107 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,830 What's that guy's name ? What a dancer ! 1108 01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:36,780 - Watch it, Wally ! - 1109 01:14:36,850 --> 01:14:39,480 - [ Onlookers Scream, Gasp ] - Wally ! 1110 01:14:39,550 --> 01:14:41,980 - [ Groaning ] - [ Murmuring, Screaming ] 1111 01:14:44,290 --> 01:14:46,220 Well, well, well. 1112 01:14:46,290 --> 01:14:49,230 Just the son of a bitch I'm lookin' for. 1113 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,790 [ Onlookers Scream, Gasp ] 1114 01:14:54,370 --> 01:14:56,300 You son of a bitch ! 1115 01:14:56,370 --> 01:14:59,300 - [ Screaming Continues ] - Wait a second ! 1116 01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:02,810 Wait, guys ! Now wait a second ! Wait ! 1117 01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:06,810 [ Shouting, Yelling ] 1118 01:15:21,390 --> 01:15:24,290 [ Shouting Continues ] 1119 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:27,660 [ Shouting Stops ] 1120 01:15:29,630 --> 01:15:31,970 - [ Bell Rings ] - [ Shouting Resumes ] 1121 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,970 Are you okay ? 1122 01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,470 - Stop ! Stop ! - [ Grunting ] 1123 01:15:36,540 --> 01:15:39,480 [ Sitarski, Betty Grunting ] 1124 01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:41,480 Ohh ! 1125 01:15:41,550 --> 01:15:43,480 Ohh ! 1126 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:56,290 [ Men Groaning ] 1127 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,100 [ Groans ] 1128 01:16:02,170 --> 01:16:04,100 I love you, Stretch ! 1129 01:16:04,170 --> 01:16:06,030 Aaah ! 1130 01:16:06,170 --> 01:16:08,540 [ Birkhead Muttering ] Right engine, left engine. 1131 01:16:08,610 --> 01:16:11,540 I don't see any planes out here, Loomis. 1132 01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:15,550 Do you know what's gonna happen to you if there aren't any planes ? 1133 01:16:15,610 --> 01:16:18,550 - Can you possibly imagine ? - Donna, would you just relax ? 1134 01:16:18,620 --> 01:16:21,080 - Loomis. - Donna, I'm gonna look around. 1135 01:16:21,150 --> 01:16:23,090 - I'll be right back. - [ Engine Stops ] 1136 01:16:30,630 --> 01:16:32,560 Hello ! 1137 01:16:35,470 --> 01:16:37,400 Hello ! 1138 01:16:37,470 --> 01:16:39,400 Anybody home ? 1139 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,970 No ! Don't shoot ! Don't shoot ! 1140 01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:50,280 - Don't shoot ! Please don't shoot ! - [ Gunfire Stops ] 1141 01:16:50,350 --> 01:16:52,710 [ Man ] Identify yourself ! 1142 01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:57,620 Captain Loomis Birkhead, United States Army ! 1143 01:16:57,690 --> 01:17:02,220 Birkhead ? What kind of stupid name is that ? 1144 01:17:02,290 --> 01:17:05,060 Just stand right there. Winowski ! 1145 01:17:05,130 --> 01:17:08,030 Little tall for a Jap, wouldn't you say ? 1146 01:17:08,100 --> 01:17:11,000 Yeah, but those Japs are sneaky bastards, sir. 1147 01:17:11,070 --> 01:17:13,000 - You never know. - You're right. 1148 01:17:13,070 --> 01:17:14,970 Check him for stilts. 1149 01:17:17,710 --> 01:17:19,640 S-Stilts, sir ? 1150 01:17:19,710 --> 01:17:21,640 - Do it. - Yo ! 1151 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,250 Oww ! Ooh ! God ! 1152 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:29,950 Son of a bitch ! 1153 01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:33,460 Ah, thank God, Captain. [ Laughing ] 1154 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,960 - Thank God you got through. - [ Groans ] 1155 01:17:36,030 --> 01:17:37,960 [ Chuckling ] 1156 01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:42,970 My troops. Where are my troops ? 1157 01:17:43,030 --> 01:17:44,970 - Stilwell promised me troops. - Yes, sir. 1158 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:48,970 - Uh, you see, w-we're a little, uh, shorthanded, sir. - Shorthanded ? 1159 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,470 - Stilwell's trying to hold L.A. - Stilwell ? L.A. ? 1160 01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:54,980 Well, my God, doesn't he realize how desperate my situation is here ? 1161 01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:57,980 They're parachuting murderers into these hills, 1162 01:17:58,050 --> 01:18:00,980 and now I'm getting reports of secret airstrips... 1163 01:18:01,050 --> 01:18:03,990 hidden away in the alfalfa fields of Pomona ! 1164 01:18:04,050 --> 01:18:07,350 Colonel, you don't, uh-- 1165 01:18:07,420 --> 01:18:10,720 You don't have any bombers here, do ya, sir ? 1166 01:18:10,790 --> 01:18:12,730 Bombers ? 1167 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:14,730 If I had bombers, son, 1168 01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:18,230 I'd be bombin' the hell out of 'em right now ! [ Laughing ] 1169 01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:21,030 - [ Troops Laughing ] - No planes ? 1170 01:18:22,110 --> 01:18:24,540 Boy, am I in trouble now. 1171 01:18:25,810 --> 01:18:27,740 [ Laughing Stops Suddenly ] 1172 01:18:27,810 --> 01:18:32,410 Son, the only plane I got is that shit-on-a-shingle trainer sittin' over there. 1173 01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:41,390 [ Whispers ] It's fine, it's fine. Let's go. 1174 01:18:41,460 --> 01:18:44,390 Sir, I happen to have a reconnaissance expert... 1175 01:18:44,460 --> 01:18:48,400 from our intelligence office in Washington with us in the car and... 1176 01:18:49,870 --> 01:18:51,800 with your permission, sir, 1177 01:18:51,870 --> 01:18:55,200 we'd like to take that trainer and try to spot that enemy airfield. 1178 01:18:56,970 --> 01:19:01,500 Why, son, tha-that plane doesn't have any guns on it. You're talkin' suicide. 1179 01:19:02,650 --> 01:19:04,580 I have no other choice. 1180 01:19:06,460 --> 01:19:08,230 Ladies and gentlemen, everywhere I look... 1181 01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:11,230 soldiers are fighting sailors, sailors are fighting marines. 1182 01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:14,240 Directly in front of me I see a flying blond floozy. 1183 01:19:14,310 --> 01:19:17,710 Everywhere I look, everywhere, pure pandemonium-- pandemonium ! 1184 01:19:22,180 --> 01:19:24,110 [ Scraping ] 1185 01:19:29,190 --> 01:19:31,620 - [ Grunting ] - [ Radio: Announcer, Pandemonium At Dance ] 1186 01:19:31,690 --> 01:19:36,130 I'm gonna do your head jus' like ol' Brer Rabbit did to the tar baby ! 1187 01:19:36,190 --> 01:19:38,630 Don't you hear that radio over there ? 1188 01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:42,100 - I'll take your head off. - Our boys are fightin' each other down there. 1189 01:19:42,170 --> 01:19:45,760 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Americans fighting Americans. 1190 01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,770 - Jones ! - Yes, sir. 1191 01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,900 - You wanna fight in this man's army ? - Yes, sir, I wanna fight ! 1192 01:19:50,980 --> 01:19:55,070 Gentlemen, draw your gear and weapons and prepare to mount up. 1193 01:19:55,150 --> 01:19:57,080 Immediately ! On the double ! Let's go ! 1194 01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,090 Jones, port hatch. 1195 01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:09,590 - What's a port hatch, Sarge ? - The back door, Ogden ! 1196 01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,030 Foley, fuel pumps, prime one. 1197 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:15,030 - Fuel pumps, prime one. - And two. 1198 01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:17,030 - And two. - Fuel pumps primed. 1199 01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:19,700 Magnetos, spark one. 1200 01:20:19,770 --> 01:20:21,710 - Magnetos, spark one. - And two. 1201 01:20:21,770 --> 01:20:25,300 - All right, boost and start 'er up. - [ Engine Starts, Revs ] 1202 01:20:28,580 --> 01:20:30,980 [ Engine Starts ] 1203 01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:34,050 [ Engine Starts ] 1204 01:20:35,220 --> 01:20:37,150 Parking brake, release. 1205 01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:39,820 Uh, flaps up. Trim set. 1206 01:20:39,890 --> 01:20:43,050 We're ready. Radio on. 1207 01:20:43,130 --> 01:20:45,060 - Jesus Christ ! - What ? 1208 01:20:45,130 --> 01:20:47,430 This thing hasn't got a radio ! 1209 01:20:47,500 --> 01:20:51,030 Colonel, this thing hasn't got a radio ! 1210 01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:53,230 What radio ? 1211 01:20:53,300 --> 01:20:56,240 It hasn't got a radio ! 1212 01:20:56,310 --> 01:21:00,440 I gotta let Interceptor Command know I'm up there ! I don't wanna get my ass shot off ! 1213 01:21:00,510 --> 01:21:04,950 Hell, son, you can't call Interceptor Command ! 1214 01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:07,610 That plane doesn't have a radio ! 1215 01:21:07,690 --> 01:21:10,710 I know it doesn't have a radio ! 1216 01:21:10,790 --> 01:21:14,220 I know it doesn't have a radio, but I got a telephone ! 1217 01:21:14,290 --> 01:21:17,890 Don't worry ! I'll call them for you ! 1218 01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:21,260 You got a telephone. Okay. 1219 01:21:21,330 --> 01:21:23,270 [ Soldier ] Go ! 1220 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:28,500 Wonderful ! Bomb the hell out of 'em, son ! 1221 01:21:28,570 --> 01:21:31,010 That's it ! Straight away, son ! 1222 01:21:33,510 --> 01:21:37,450 Oh, no. Hey ! Whoa, look out, son ! Watch it ! Hey ! 1223 01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:41,540 [ Maddox ] Take your foot off the right brake, son ! 1224 01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:44,320 - Loomis, stop showing off. - Aaaah ! 1225 01:21:44,390 --> 01:21:46,320 Hey ! Come on ! Get down ! 1226 01:21:46,390 --> 01:21:49,760 Hey ! Son ! You're goin' the wrong way ! 1227 01:21:49,830 --> 01:21:53,560 Equest-ray emergency oops-tray and we're eady-ray to oll-ray. 1228 01:21:53,630 --> 01:21:56,070 [ Shouting, Indistinct ] 1229 01:21:57,470 --> 01:21:59,900 [ Shouting, Yelling ] 1230 01:22:01,170 --> 01:22:03,110 Everybody fall in ! 1231 01:22:04,710 --> 01:22:06,680 And... salute ! 1232 01:22:10,580 --> 01:22:14,350 - Full throttle, max power, past the point of rejection. - You're gonna hit the tower. 1233 01:22:14,420 --> 01:22:18,010 - [ Soldiers ] Whoa ! - Naw, we missed it. 1234 01:22:20,660 --> 01:22:22,460 This is S.L.P. 1235 01:22:22,530 --> 01:22:25,520 [ Radio Man Talking, Indistinct ] 1236 01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:30,000 - [ Crash ] - How do you read me ? 1237 01:22:30,070 --> 01:22:32,500 Interceptor Command, this is Colonel Maddox. 1238 01:22:32,570 --> 01:22:34,500 - Hello ? - [ Airplane Passes Overhead ] 1239 01:22:34,570 --> 01:22:36,510 My God, we've been cut off ! 1240 01:22:36,610 --> 01:22:39,410 Did you ever see an elephant fly ? 1241 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:43,040 - Well, I seen a horsefly. - I seen a dragonfly ! 1242 01:22:43,110 --> 01:22:45,840 - I seen a housefly. - [ Crows Laughing ] 1243 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,580 See, I've seen all that too. 1244 01:22:48,650 --> 01:22:50,590 I've seen a peanut stand... 1245 01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:52,590 and heard a rubber band. 1246 01:22:52,660 --> 01:22:55,590 I seen a needle that winked its eye. 1247 01:22:55,660 --> 01:22:59,060 about ever'thing 1248 01:22:59,130 --> 01:23:02,260 - - What you say, boy ? 1249 01:23:02,330 --> 01:23:05,200 - I said, when I see an elephant fly. - [ Whispers ] Sir. 1250 01:23:05,270 --> 01:23:08,200 - They're rioting in the streets. - [ Chuckles ] Who's rioting ? 1251 01:23:08,270 --> 01:23:11,210 - Soldiers and sailors. - I seen a polka dot railroad tie ! 1252 01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:13,210 - And zoot suiters. - Zoot suiters ? 1253 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:16,140 - Yes, sir. - Sounds like a matter for the police. 1254 01:23:16,210 --> 01:23:18,270 - - Police, shore patrols, MPs. 1255 01:23:18,350 --> 01:23:21,580 Let them handle the riots. I'll handle the Japanese. 1256 01:23:21,650 --> 01:23:23,590 - That's all, Sergeant. - Yes, sir. 1257 01:23:23,650 --> 01:23:26,320 'til I thought I'd die 1258 01:23:26,390 --> 01:23:28,830 'bout ever'thing 1259 01:23:28,890 --> 01:23:32,830 Get outta the way. I can't see the screen. Down in front, you ! 1260 01:23:32,900 --> 01:23:36,260 - Oh, relax, watch the movie. - 1261 01:23:36,330 --> 01:23:38,770 1262 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:46,070 1263 01:23:46,140 --> 01:23:49,380 'bout ever'thing 1264 01:23:49,450 --> 01:23:53,380 an elephant fly-y-y 1265 01:23:53,450 --> 01:23:56,750 - - [ Chuckles ] 1266 01:23:56,820 --> 01:24:01,620 an elephant 1267 01:24:01,690 --> 01:24:04,630 - - [ Crows Laughing ] 1268 01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:12,200 - [ Airplane Buzzing ] - Colonel Maddox ! Aircraft approaching, sir ! 1269 01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:25,780 Hold your fire. Pass it on. 1270 01:24:25,850 --> 01:24:28,010 [ Soldier ] Hold your fire. Pass it on. 1271 01:24:28,090 --> 01:24:30,680 - Hold your fire. - Hold your fire. 1272 01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:34,690 [ Grunts ] Aah ! Ohh ! Mmm. 1273 01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:37,190 My leg. It won't wake up. 1274 01:24:37,260 --> 01:24:40,200 Come on, wake up. Wake up, wake up ! 1275 01:24:40,260 --> 01:24:43,200 [ Muttering ] 1276 01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:48,570 Ground crew ! 1277 01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:51,270 What form of lunatic is that ? 1278 01:24:51,340 --> 01:24:54,780 What kind of lunatic runs this place ? Come on ! 1279 01:24:54,850 --> 01:24:56,780 Yo. 1280 01:24:56,850 --> 01:24:59,320 [ Muttering ] Come on, wake up, you moron. 1281 01:24:59,380 --> 01:25:02,720 - Not now, Winowski, you stupid soda jerk. - [ Chamber Cocks ] 1282 01:25:02,790 --> 01:25:05,090 Come on-- 1283 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:07,090 Huh ? 1284 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,590 Mmm. 1285 01:25:09,660 --> 01:25:12,600 1286 01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:16,220 He's on the level, sir ! 1287 01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:18,230 Yaah ! 1288 01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,100 [ Blows ] 1289 01:25:23,340 --> 01:25:26,310 - [ Chamber Clicks ] - Identify yourself ! 1290 01:25:26,380 --> 01:25:28,810 [ Spits ] Captain Wild Bill Kelso, 1291 01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:30,810 United States Army Air Corps. 1292 01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:32,820 Where the hell am I ? 1293 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:35,820 - Barstow. Where you comin' from ? - San Francisco. 1294 01:25:35,890 --> 01:25:40,260 Been trackin' a Jap squadron for a day and a half. Lost 'em somewhere over Fresno. 1295 01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:43,260 - I'm from Olene, Illinois. - Tough shit. 1296 01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:47,700 You see any Japs around here ? 1297 01:25:47,770 --> 01:25:50,200 Hell, son, they're all over the place. 1298 01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:54,970 They got a secret air base down in Pomona. That's where they're all comin' from. 1299 01:25:56,070 --> 01:25:58,010 Pomona. 1300 01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:00,370 Which way is, uh, Pomona ? 1301 01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:02,740 That way. Toward L.A. 1302 01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:18,500 [ Groans ] 1303 01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:22,100 - [ Grunts ] - Heave ! 1304 01:26:22,170 --> 01:26:24,260 - [ Grunting ] Aaah ! - [ Toy Squeaking ] 1305 01:26:24,340 --> 01:26:26,300 [ Kelso Muttering ] 1306 01:26:27,870 --> 01:26:30,310 Aaah ! 1307 01:26:30,370 --> 01:26:32,310 Get away ! Go on ! Go on ! 1308 01:26:32,380 --> 01:26:35,310 [ Muttering ] 1309 01:26:35,380 --> 01:26:37,810 My name's Wild Bill Kelso, 1310 01:26:37,880 --> 01:26:39,820 and don't you forget it. 1311 01:26:42,550 --> 01:26:45,490 That's the kind of talk I like to hear, boy ! 1312 01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:47,960 That's it ! Lemme hear your guns ! 1313 01:26:51,530 --> 01:26:54,730 - My guns ? - I wanna hear what they sound like. 1314 01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:57,730 Let me hear 'em ! [ Imitates Machine Guns ] 1315 01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,740 [ Continues Imitating Guns ] 1316 01:27:04,410 --> 01:27:07,040 Aaaaaah ! 1317 01:27:07,110 --> 01:27:09,640 Aaaaah-ha-ha-ha ! 1318 01:27:11,420 --> 01:27:13,380 Aaah ! 1319 01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:25,220 Vaya con Dios, my friend ! 1320 01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:27,700 To Hollywood... and glory ! 1321 01:27:27,770 --> 01:27:29,830 Ha-ha-ha ! 1322 01:27:45,780 --> 01:27:47,720 This thing handles pretty well, 1323 01:27:47,780 --> 01:27:49,720 even if it's not a B-17. 1324 01:27:49,790 --> 01:27:51,720 But... 1325 01:27:51,790 --> 01:27:54,220 does it have much range, Loomis ? 1326 01:27:54,290 --> 01:27:56,720 - Huh ? - I mean, 1327 01:27:56,790 --> 01:28:00,230 do you think it'll stay up for a long time ? 1328 01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:04,230 Sure. Hell, we've used less than a quarter of a tank already. 1329 01:28:04,300 --> 01:28:07,740 Look. We're already over the Riverside County Reservoir. 1330 01:28:11,170 --> 01:28:13,110 Army flash, Army flash. 1331 01:28:13,180 --> 01:28:15,610 Post, Riverside County Reservoir. 1332 01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:17,610 Code name, Strawberry. 1333 01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:19,740 Three single-engine aircraft. 1334 01:28:19,820 --> 01:28:21,750 Three single-engine aircraft heard... 1335 01:28:21,820 --> 01:28:23,750 five miles northeast of Strawberry, 1336 01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:25,750 proceeding west, high altitude. 1337 01:28:25,820 --> 01:28:29,260 - Strawberry's in sector 14. - No clearance for aircraft in 14. 1338 01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:33,260 - I repeat, no clearance. Request visual information. - Visual information unavailable. 1339 01:28:33,330 --> 01:28:35,260 Try to contact aircraft by radio. 1340 01:28:35,330 --> 01:28:38,270 Tangerine confirms Strawberry aircraft proceeding west. 1341 01:28:38,330 --> 01:28:40,270 Attention, all units ! Condition yellow ! 1342 01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:42,770 I repeat, yellow alert ! 1343 01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:44,810 [ Bell Dings ] 1344 01:28:44,910 --> 01:28:47,810 [ Shouting, Yelling ] 1345 01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:57,750 [ Tires Screeching ] 1346 01:28:57,820 --> 01:28:59,980 Ohh ! [ Yelling ] 1347 01:29:00,060 --> 01:29:03,860 - What you need is a little pick-me-up. - [ Firemen Yelling ] 1348 01:29:03,930 --> 01:29:06,590 - [ Fire Truck Horn Blasting ] - I'll give you a-- 1349 01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:11,800 Aaaah ! 1350 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:16,140 There they are, men ! Let's get 'em ! 1351 01:29:16,210 --> 01:29:18,640 [ Shouting, Yelling ] 1352 01:29:21,180 --> 01:29:24,110 - Oh, no ! - [ Women Screaming ] 1353 01:29:32,590 --> 01:29:35,350 [ Shouting Continues ] 1354 01:29:35,420 --> 01:29:37,820 Aaaah ! 1355 01:29:46,970 --> 01:29:49,230 Aaaaah ! 1356 01:29:50,610 --> 01:29:53,010 [ Continues Yelling ] 1357 01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:56,140 Yaaaah ! 1358 01:29:58,880 --> 01:30:01,750 [ Gunfire Continues ] 1359 01:30:01,820 --> 01:30:05,220 What the hell do you people think you're doing ? 1360 01:30:05,290 --> 01:30:08,220 You're acting like a bunch of Tojo stooges ! 1361 01:30:08,290 --> 01:30:11,090 You wanna put Yamamoto in the White House ? 1362 01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:15,360 The Axis is crawling like a slime all over Europe. 1363 01:30:15,430 --> 01:30:19,630 I can't believe it ! Americans fighting Americans ! We got the lousy Huns to fight ! 1364 01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:23,140 Lima Bean reporting aircraft engines heard east, proceeding west, 1365 01:30:23,210 --> 01:30:25,140 altitude high. 1366 01:30:25,210 --> 01:30:28,140 - Lima Bean is sector 13. - There's no clearance on 13. 1367 01:30:28,210 --> 01:30:31,150 - Request status on radio contact. - Negative radio contact. 1368 01:30:31,210 --> 01:30:35,150 - Aircraft refuses to respond. - Area airport activity negative. 1369 01:30:35,220 --> 01:30:37,480 Go to blue. 1370 01:30:37,550 --> 01:30:39,490 Condition blue. 1371 01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:42,150 [ Bell Dings ] 1372 01:30:42,260 --> 01:30:46,820 - - Well, ladies and gentlemen, that just about wraps up... 1373 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,830 another evening's entertainment here at the Crystal Ballroom... 1374 01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:51,830 in downtown Los Angeles. 1375 01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:54,840 I hope you enjoyed tonight's program. 1376 01:30:54,900 --> 01:30:59,840 I'd like to thank all the Gls for helping make tonight's evening such a-- 1377 01:30:59,910 --> 01:31:01,840 a memorable occasion. 1378 01:31:01,910 --> 01:31:05,210 Maybe in the future we can have some Negroes come in... 1379 01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:08,220 - and we'll stage a race riot right here. - Wally ! 1380 01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:13,190 This is Sal Stewart saying, I hope you had a good time. 1381 01:31:13,260 --> 01:31:15,690 We're gonna be boogie-woogie-ing our way... 1382 01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:18,520 right... across... the street... soon. 1383 01:31:18,590 --> 01:31:21,530 So stay tuned to this station. 1384 01:31:23,130 --> 01:31:27,030 - Next week we'll be back. Hope you had a good time. - Aaaah! 1385 01:31:30,770 --> 01:31:34,710 1386 01:31:42,220 --> 01:31:45,740 Ohh. Ohh. 1387 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,230 [ Chair Rattling ] 1388 01:31:55,300 --> 01:31:57,230 Aah ! [ Whimpers ] 1389 01:31:58,900 --> 01:32:01,560 Ohh ! 1390 01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:03,570 Oh, no ! 1391 01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:05,570 Ah! Oh! 1392 01:32:06,910 --> 01:32:09,280 Stretch ! Oh, boy ! 1393 01:32:09,340 --> 01:32:11,310 - Ah! Oh! - [ Grunting ] 1394 01:32:13,150 --> 01:32:16,120 Hey, you ! 1395 01:32:16,180 --> 01:32:18,910 Make no mistake about this: 1396 01:32:18,990 --> 01:32:21,920 Japs do not surrender and they don't take prisoners. 1397 01:32:21,990 --> 01:32:25,430 They have only one idea in mind. Do you know what that is, sailor ? 1398 01:32:25,490 --> 01:32:27,430 - Kill ! - [ Crowd Together ] No ! 1399 01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:31,430 - That's right ! To kill you, to kill your families ! - [ Crowd Booing ] 1400 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:34,440 To kill your families, mothers, loved ones and pets... 1401 01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:37,940 - and keep on killing until they conquer the world ! - [ Crowd Shouting, Booing ] 1402 01:32:38,010 --> 01:32:39,940 - And when they do... - Wally ! 1403 01:32:40,010 --> 01:32:43,940 you won't be able to speak your free mind or worship God in your own way. 1404 01:32:44,010 --> 01:32:47,450 - Pardon me. - You won't be able to walk down Main Street anymore. 1405 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:50,450 - Stretch ! Stretch ! - Hey, lady, what are you doin' ? 1406 01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:53,890 - [ Crowd Booing, Shouting Angrily ] - Stretch ! 1407 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:55,890 [ Booing, Hissing ] 1408 01:32:55,960 --> 01:32:59,390 - Look at Santy Claus. Isn't he cute ? - [ Crowd ] No ! 1409 01:32:59,460 --> 01:33:02,830 - You think the Japanese believe in Santy Claus ? - No ! 1410 01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:04,760 Instead of turkey for Christmas dinner, 1411 01:33:04,830 --> 01:33:08,770 - how would ya like to have raw fish heads and rice ? - [ Crowd Shouts ] No ! 1412 01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:11,770 - You think the Krauts believe in Walt Disney ? - [ Crowd Shouts ] Yeah ! 1413 01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:15,210 - Well, was that Mickey Mouse blitzkriegin' across France ? - [ Crowd ] No ! 1414 01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:17,210 - Pluto in Poland ? - Oh, I'm sorry. 1415 01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:20,720 - Or Donald Duck at Pearl Harbor ? - [ Crowd Shouts ] No ! 1416 01:33:20,780 --> 01:33:24,340 - This time we free the world or we lose it ! - [ Cheering ] 1417 01:33:24,420 --> 01:33:26,250 We win or die tryin' ! 1418 01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:29,520 Donna, wouldja lay off ? I'm tryin' to steer ! 1419 01:33:29,590 --> 01:33:32,030 What's wrong ? You're not airborne yet. 1420 01:33:32,090 --> 01:33:36,030 What are you talkin' about ? Look out the window. Of course we're airborne ! 1421 01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:38,530 We are, but you're not. 1422 01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:45,270 Post, Cauliflower, aircraft 12:00, proceeding west. 1423 01:33:45,340 --> 01:33:47,770 Sector 12. They're heading for L.A. 1424 01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:49,780 What about visual information, sir ? 1425 01:33:49,850 --> 01:33:53,180 To hell with visual information. They're Japs. Let's go to red. 1426 01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:56,180 - Red alert for Los Angeles. - [ Bell Dings ] 1427 01:33:56,250 --> 01:33:59,150 - Red alert. - [ Emergency Horn Honking ] 1428 01:33:59,220 --> 01:34:02,160 - [ Crowd Cheering ] - We sure didn't start this war, 1429 01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:04,220 but, by God, we're gonna finish it ! 1430 01:34:04,290 --> 01:34:07,230 [ Cheering ] 1431 01:34:10,070 --> 01:34:13,500 - [ Air Raid Siren Wailing ] - [ Cheering Continues ] 1432 01:34:16,670 --> 01:34:18,610 [ Crowd Quiets ] 1433 01:34:18,670 --> 01:34:21,440 - [ Indistinct Shouts ] - [ Siren Continues ] 1434 01:34:21,510 --> 01:34:23,600 [ Whispering ] Japs. Japs. 1435 01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:27,110 This is it ! Let's show those lousy Huns what we got ! 1436 01:34:27,180 --> 01:34:29,620 [ Cheering, Applause, Whistling ] 1437 01:34:30,990 --> 01:34:33,650 Prepare to mount up. Foley, let's go. 1438 01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:36,450 - [ Laughing ] - [ Siren Continues ] 1439 01:34:36,530 --> 01:34:40,260 - All right, you wise "boids" ! - Now what ? 1440 01:34:40,330 --> 01:34:42,850 [ Air Raid Siren Continues ] 1441 01:34:42,930 --> 01:34:45,560 - You ! - Aah ! 1442 01:34:46,670 --> 01:34:49,100 - Hi, Stretch ! - [ Shouting ] 1443 01:34:51,940 --> 01:34:54,280 [ Siren Continues ] 1444 01:34:54,450 --> 01:34:57,180 - [ Siren Continues, Faint ] - [ Shouting, Cheering, Faint ] 1445 01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:03,820 - [ Shouting, Cheering Continues, Faint ] - [ Siren Continues, Faint ] 1446 01:35:03,890 --> 01:35:07,320 Ward ! What's all that noise ? 1447 01:35:07,390 --> 01:35:09,660 Are the Sciolis having a party ? 1448 01:35:09,730 --> 01:35:11,660 [ Cheering, Whistling ] 1449 01:35:11,730 --> 01:35:13,660 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1450 01:35:22,070 --> 01:35:24,510 [ Shouting Continues, Faint ] 1451 01:35:24,580 --> 01:35:27,510 [ Officers Speaking German ] 1452 01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:30,610 [ Continues In German ] 1453 01:35:38,490 --> 01:35:41,420 [ Continues In German ] 1454 01:35:41,490 --> 01:35:44,150 Colonel ! [ Speaks Japanese ] 1455 01:35:44,230 --> 01:35:46,160 Mmm. 1456 01:35:51,170 --> 01:35:53,600 Ein Amerikan. 1457 01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:57,100 [ Whispers ] Invasion. 1458 01:35:57,170 --> 01:35:59,270 [ Whispers ] Japanese. 1459 01:36:00,540 --> 01:36:02,540 [ Loud Whisper ] Joan ! 1460 01:36:02,610 --> 01:36:04,550 [ Ward Panting ] 1461 01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:10,350 Attack ! 1462 01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:18,620 [ Murmuring In Japanese ] 1463 01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:21,990 Yeah, Winchester. [ Continues In Japanese ] 1464 01:36:25,900 --> 01:36:28,930 [ Von Kleinschmidt Speaking German ] 1465 01:36:29,010 --> 01:36:32,100 [ Whispering ] Tell your... mother... 1466 01:36:32,180 --> 01:36:36,170 Mom, Dad's got something stuck in his throat ! 1467 01:36:36,250 --> 01:36:37,840 What is it, dear ? 1468 01:36:37,920 --> 01:36:40,610 Invasion ! 1469 01:36:40,680 --> 01:36:43,180 - [ Air Raid Siren Continues ] - [ Indistinct Chatter ] 1470 01:36:43,250 --> 01:36:46,280 Get me a spotlight down here. Here we go. 1471 01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:48,420 [ Indistinct Chatter Continues ] 1472 01:36:54,330 --> 01:36:58,560 All right, you dog asses ! Haul in here ! Ten-hut ! 1473 01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:01,930 - Big brass, Sarge. - General Stilwell. 1474 01:37:02,010 --> 01:37:05,410 - What a mess. What a goddamn mess ! - [ Tires Screeching ] 1475 01:37:06,840 --> 01:37:08,740 - Motor Sergeant Frank Tree... - Bressler ! 1476 01:37:08,810 --> 01:37:11,250 - reporting for combat duty, sir ! - Get me Interceptor Command ! 1477 01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:13,610 - Is there a phone around here ? - In the theater, sir. 1478 01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:16,650 - Get on it. Sergeant ! - Yes, sir ! 1479 01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:19,660 Secure this area. Give me a one-block perimeter. 1480 01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:22,660 Yes, sir ! What's the plan of action, sir ? 1481 01:37:22,730 --> 01:37:24,660 Hold the block. 1482 01:37:24,730 --> 01:37:27,390 You can hold one block, can't you ? 1483 01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:29,900 [ Air Raid Siren Ceases ] 1484 01:37:43,850 --> 01:37:45,780 It's quiet. 1485 01:37:48,650 --> 01:37:50,590 Too quiet. 1486 01:37:50,650 --> 01:37:52,590 [ Cat Yowls ] 1487 01:38:04,300 --> 01:38:08,570 [ Panting ] Is the target in sight yet, Loomis ? 1488 01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:13,410 Oh, it will be, just as soon as I make it through these... 1489 01:38:13,480 --> 01:38:15,410 hills. 1490 01:38:23,150 --> 01:38:25,380 [ Airplane Buzzing, Faint ] 1491 01:38:30,690 --> 01:38:33,630 - [ Airplane Buzzing, Louder ] - Do you hear that ? 1492 01:38:35,530 --> 01:38:37,470 Yeah. 1493 01:38:37,530 --> 01:38:40,660 - [ Both Panting ] - [ Donna ] More thrust ! Oh ! 1494 01:38:40,740 --> 01:38:42,670 Ohh ! Ohh ! 1495 01:38:42,740 --> 01:38:45,170 [ Panting Continues ] 1496 01:38:53,220 --> 01:38:55,150 [ Gagging ] 1497 01:39:09,030 --> 01:39:12,970 - I see the son of a bitch ! I'm goin' in after 'im ! - Give it to me, Loomis ! 1498 01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:15,300 - Oh, give it to me ! - [ Gunfire ] 1499 01:39:15,370 --> 01:39:17,200 [ Donna Screams ] 1500 01:39:25,380 --> 01:39:27,110 Ohh ! 1501 01:39:29,250 --> 01:39:31,980 It's a Zero ! 1502 01:39:34,760 --> 01:39:36,950 - I see him, I see him ! - Where ? 1503 01:39:39,030 --> 01:39:42,000 Keep goin', keep goin' ! Come on ! Keep goin' ! 1504 01:39:42,070 --> 01:39:45,230 - I'm gonna hit the sign ! - Forget the sign. Keep goin'. Perfect. 1505 01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:51,440 - Oh, my God. - I've never felt anything like that before. 1506 01:39:51,510 --> 01:39:53,440 You're damn right. 1507 01:39:53,510 --> 01:39:56,810 - They think we're Japs ! - [ Sinister Laughing ] 1508 01:40:13,300 --> 01:40:15,230 What are you guys shooting at ? 1509 01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:17,730 I don't know. Whatever they're shooting at ! 1510 01:40:35,250 --> 01:40:37,690 Okay, let's go ! 1511 01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:39,920 God, am I in trouble now ! 1512 01:40:44,530 --> 01:40:46,960 Aaaah! 1513 01:40:47,030 --> 01:40:50,020 I'm in trouble now ! 1514 01:40:52,500 --> 01:40:54,940 Donna ! 1515 01:40:55,010 --> 01:40:57,530 Oh, God, I'll be good ! 1516 01:40:57,610 --> 01:40:59,540 Quit fooling around ! 1517 01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,480 Donna ! Level it off ! 1518 01:41:08,450 --> 01:41:11,080 [ Kelso ] 1519 01:41:11,150 --> 01:41:13,250 1520 01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:15,480 - - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ! 1521 01:41:22,800 --> 01:41:26,170 Sarge, isn't it standard procedure during an air raid to have a blackout ? 1522 01:41:26,240 --> 01:41:30,670 - What are all these lights doin' on ? - Must be a foul-up somewhere. 1523 01:41:30,740 --> 01:41:33,680 We're gonna have to knock 'em out ourselves. 1524 01:41:33,740 --> 01:41:35,680 Advance me 60 feet, column left ! 1525 01:41:35,750 --> 01:41:39,050 Take up a position ! I'm gonna douse these lights ! 1526 01:41:39,180 --> 01:41:41,550 There's no place like home. 1527 01:41:41,620 --> 01:41:43,710 There's no place like home. 1528 01:41:43,790 --> 01:41:46,720 Kid, you're the greatest trick foot artist I ever seen, 1529 01:41:46,790 --> 01:41:49,730 and I seen 'em all over the world. 1530 01:41:49,790 --> 01:41:52,730 - Just sign right here. Seven-year contract. - Where's Betty ? 1531 01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:54,890 - Where's Betty ? - She went out there. 1532 01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:58,060 [ Mishkin ] Wait ! Hey, wait ! 1533 01:41:59,670 --> 01:42:02,400 Whoa ! 1534 01:42:12,380 --> 01:42:16,340 Hey, you ! You ! You with the stripes ! 1535 01:42:17,420 --> 01:42:20,190 Be a pal and help me pick up my ammo ! 1536 01:42:20,260 --> 01:42:22,250 Yeah, all right ! 1537 01:42:26,530 --> 01:42:28,460 Thanks a lot, buddy. 1538 01:42:29,570 --> 01:42:31,500 Okay, forward ho ! 1539 01:42:31,570 --> 01:42:33,660 We're gonna draw trajectory on Dumbo ! 1540 01:42:33,740 --> 01:42:36,670 [ Airplanes Pass Overhead ] 1541 01:42:36,740 --> 01:42:38,680 [ Gunfire Continues ] 1542 01:42:41,780 --> 01:42:43,800 Look out ! 1543 01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:45,970 Uhh ! Tommies ! 1544 01:42:46,050 --> 01:42:48,480 - Sarge ? - Tommies ! The Tommies ! 1545 01:42:48,550 --> 01:42:51,650 - Detroit is the arsenal of democracy ! - He got knocked on the head. 1546 01:42:51,720 --> 01:42:55,390 - He always did have a glass head. - What are we gonna do ? 1547 01:42:55,460 --> 01:42:58,160 You can't go out on me now, Sarge ! 1548 01:42:58,230 --> 01:43:02,170 I'll tell you what we're gonna do: go home, paint the scratches on this tank, 1549 01:43:02,230 --> 01:43:05,130 put the sarge to bed and forget this night ever happened ! 1550 01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:07,190 I thought-- 1551 01:43:07,270 --> 01:43:10,210 Knock out those lights, kid. 1552 01:43:12,910 --> 01:43:15,340 He wants me to knock out the lights. 1553 01:43:15,410 --> 01:43:18,850 See the mess on the streets ? I'm not gonna take the rap for this ! 1554 01:43:18,920 --> 01:43:21,850 He's that tap-dancin' fry boy from this morning. 1555 01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:25,860 - Yeah, I know, but he's wearin' the stripes. - What'll it be, Sarge ? 1556 01:43:27,630 --> 01:43:29,560 Right. 1557 01:43:29,630 --> 01:43:31,560 Let's knock out these lights ! 1558 01:43:31,660 --> 01:43:34,600 [ Sinister Laughing ] 1559 01:43:36,570 --> 01:43:40,400 - Ohh ! - [ Chamber Cocks ] 1560 01:43:46,180 --> 01:43:48,270 [ Machine Gun Fire ] 1561 01:43:48,350 --> 01:43:50,780 [ Gunfire Continues, Bullets Ricocheting ] 1562 01:43:52,150 --> 01:43:54,010 Take that, Tojo ! Take that ! 1563 01:44:19,340 --> 01:44:21,810 This... is war. 1564 01:44:21,880 --> 01:44:24,640 [ Grunting ] 1565 01:44:24,720 --> 01:44:27,150 Angelo, hurry ! My husband is crazy ! 1566 01:44:27,220 --> 01:44:30,810 He says he sees Japanese coming from the ocean ! 1567 01:44:41,500 --> 01:44:44,470 Eat lead... slant. 1568 01:44:44,540 --> 01:44:46,470 [ Machine Gun Fire ] 1569 01:44:49,910 --> 01:44:52,000 [ Screaming ] 1570 01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:55,440 - [ Gunfire Continues ] - [ Both Screaming ] 1571 01:44:57,420 --> 01:45:00,850 [ Engine Sputtering ] 1572 01:45:02,720 --> 01:45:06,620 - Has anyone in your command seen these Zeroes ? - No, but we're shooting at 'em. 1573 01:45:06,690 --> 01:45:10,130 Think about this: bombs ! I don't hear any bombs ! 1574 01:45:10,190 --> 01:45:14,130 If they've come all the way from Asia, don't you think they'd bring a few bombs ? 1575 01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:18,360 - I don't know, sir, but-- - But nothing ! You can't have an air raid without bombs ! 1576 01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:20,200 Come on ! Fly ! 1577 01:45:20,270 --> 01:45:24,170 - [ Engine Sputtering ] - You can do it ! 1578 01:45:30,750 --> 01:45:32,680 Donna, don't worry about this ! 1579 01:45:32,750 --> 01:45:37,210 I'm gonna set this baby down if it's the last thing I do. Aaaaah ! 1580 01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:47,860 Sayonara, sucker ! 1581 01:45:47,930 --> 01:45:49,870 [ Laughs ] 1582 01:45:49,930 --> 01:45:53,560 - Donna, are you okay ? - Where are we ? Where's the door ? 1583 01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:57,070 [ Both Scream ] 1584 01:45:57,140 --> 01:45:58,800 - Aaah ! - Ohh ! 1585 01:45:58,880 --> 01:46:01,810 [ Panting ] 1586 01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:04,810 - Aaah ! - [ Panting Continues ] 1587 01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:07,320 [ Donna ] Eecch ! Where are we ? 1588 01:46:07,380 --> 01:46:11,380 - [ Bubbling ] - What is this stuff ? 1589 01:46:11,460 --> 01:46:14,890 Oh, my God, are we in trouble now. 1590 01:46:19,060 --> 01:46:21,730 - [ Gunfire Continues ] - What are you shootin' at me for ? 1591 01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:24,730 I'm an American ! Can't you tell the difference ? 1592 01:46:24,800 --> 01:46:28,830 - [ Bullets Hitting Plane ] - Holy shit, I'd better get my ass out over the ocean. 1593 01:46:54,290 --> 01:46:57,260 Hey, there's a Kraut on board too. 1594 01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:59,950 We've got the whole damn Axis here. 1595 01:47:00,030 --> 01:47:03,690 - Hey, what're we gonna do ? - Defend our homes, Angelo ! 1596 01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:07,160 How do you expect to do that, Ward ? 1597 01:47:07,230 --> 01:47:10,670 The army gave me a gun. I think it's high time we used it. 1598 01:47:10,740 --> 01:47:12,900 [ Boys ] Yeah ! 1599 01:47:12,970 --> 01:47:16,240 - [ Clicking ] - Hello ? Hello ? 1600 01:47:16,310 --> 01:47:20,140 Hello ! Scioli doesn't answer. 1601 01:47:22,750 --> 01:47:27,080 [ Screaming ] 1602 01:47:27,150 --> 01:47:31,050 Aw, Jesus Christ, it's a sub ! Look, you guys, a Jap sub ! 1603 01:47:31,120 --> 01:47:33,560 [ Screaming ] 1604 01:47:33,630 --> 01:47:37,690 Holy shit, Herb ! The dummy's right. 1605 01:47:37,760 --> 01:47:41,130 Japs. It's a full-scale invasion. 1606 01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:43,460 Gimme that phone ! 1607 01:47:46,440 --> 01:47:48,270 [ Yells ] 1608 01:47:52,240 --> 01:47:55,240 Japs ! 1609 01:48:04,690 --> 01:48:06,660 Coordinates, 1305-- 1610 01:48:06,730 --> 01:48:08,990 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it ! 1611 01:48:09,060 --> 01:48:12,900 That's a Japanese Nakajima Type 97, or I'm a bigger dummy than he is. 1612 01:48:12,970 --> 01:48:14,900 [ Click ] 1613 01:48:31,820 --> 01:48:33,840 [ Explosion ] 1614 01:48:36,320 --> 01:48:39,260 Oh, my God, I'm hit. I'm hit ! 1615 01:48:39,320 --> 01:48:41,790 [ Laughs ] Look at him burn ! 1616 01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:52,730 [ Japanese ] 1617 01:48:54,040 --> 01:48:57,070 Oh, my God. It's a P-40 Tomahawk. 1618 01:48:57,140 --> 01:48:59,130 It's one of ours. 1619 01:48:59,210 --> 01:49:01,870 Mayday ! 1620 01:49:06,420 --> 01:49:09,680 Mayday ! Mayday ! 1621 01:49:09,760 --> 01:49:12,280 [ Gunfire ] 1622 01:49:12,360 --> 01:49:14,620 [ Gunfire Continues ] 1623 01:49:16,190 --> 01:49:19,220 - Hiya, doll. - Oh, God ! No ! 1624 01:49:22,900 --> 01:49:25,430 - [ Grunting ] - Oh ! 1625 01:49:25,500 --> 01:49:27,970 That's my kind of girl. 1626 01:49:28,040 --> 01:49:31,700 It's the end of the line, kid. No more games. 1627 01:49:31,780 --> 01:49:34,470 [ Panting ] 1628 01:49:34,550 --> 01:49:37,640 - [ Clanging ] - Oh ! God ! 1629 01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:46,250 [ Screaming ] Put me down ! 1630 01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:53,730 [ Screaming ] 1631 01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:56,670 [ Betty Screaming ] Wally ! 1632 01:49:56,740 --> 01:49:59,260 - [ Screams ] Wally ! - Betty. 1633 01:49:59,340 --> 01:50:04,210 - [ Screaming Continues ] - Let's get this heap turned around now ! Left ! Now ! 1634 01:50:04,280 --> 01:50:06,740 Wally ! 1635 01:50:06,810 --> 01:50:09,370 [ Betty Screaming, Crying ] 1636 01:50:09,450 --> 01:50:12,380 Let's go ! Come on, let's move ! Move ! 1637 01:50:28,330 --> 01:50:31,390 I can't beat you in a fair fight. 1638 01:50:31,470 --> 01:50:34,530 Stupid, I don't fight fair. 1639 01:50:34,610 --> 01:50:36,770 - Neither do l. [ Yells ] - [ Grunts ] 1640 01:50:38,040 --> 01:50:39,980 - [ Explodes ] - [ Men ] Aah ! Oh ! Gee ! 1641 01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:46,310 Hiya, doll. [ Gasps ] 1642 01:50:46,390 --> 01:50:49,480 Follow that girl ! 1643 01:50:49,550 --> 01:50:52,650 [ Sobbing ] 1644 01:51:00,070 --> 01:51:03,260 [ Soldiers Shouting ] 1645 01:51:05,100 --> 01:51:08,200 - Give that back ! - [ Shouting ] 1646 01:51:08,270 --> 01:51:11,830 - No ! No ! No ! - Betty ! Betty ! Betty ! 1647 01:51:11,910 --> 01:51:13,900 Wally ? 1648 01:51:13,980 --> 01:51:16,170 Wally ! 1649 01:51:37,170 --> 01:51:39,100 [ Airplane Approaching ] 1650 01:51:41,140 --> 01:51:42,940 [ Mutters ] 1651 01:51:46,140 --> 01:51:49,240 [ Airplane Approaching, Engine Sputtering ] 1652 01:51:51,950 --> 01:51:54,580 - Oh-- - My-- - God ! 1653 01:51:54,650 --> 01:51:57,920 Ohhhh ! 1654 01:51:57,990 --> 01:52:00,050 Whoa-aah ! 1655 01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:05,160 [ Jones, Kelso Screaming ] 1656 01:52:05,230 --> 01:52:08,060 [ People Shouting, Screaming ] 1657 01:52:13,840 --> 01:52:16,970 [ People Shouting ] 1658 01:52:18,210 --> 01:52:20,970 [ Groans ] 1659 01:52:21,050 --> 01:52:24,070 Huh ? Hmm. 1660 01:52:25,150 --> 01:52:27,580 Okay, goddamn it ! 1661 01:52:27,650 --> 01:52:29,640 Aah ! Ohh ! Hmm ! 1662 01:52:29,720 --> 01:52:32,450 [ Muttering Gibberish ] 1663 01:52:32,520 --> 01:52:35,650 Okay, goddamn it ! 1664 01:52:35,730 --> 01:52:40,060 - I think he's gonna jump. - Geronimo ! Aha ! 1665 01:52:40,130 --> 01:52:43,690 Whoa ! Ha-ha ! 1666 01:52:43,770 --> 01:52:46,830 Made it ! Ha-ha ! 1667 01:52:46,910 --> 01:52:49,740 Huh ? Oh. 1668 01:52:49,810 --> 01:52:52,370 [ Moans ] 1669 01:52:52,440 --> 01:52:54,810 - [ Creaking ] - [ Screaming ] 1670 01:52:57,220 --> 01:52:59,480 [ Crowd Screaming, Shouting ] 1671 01:53:00,970 --> 01:53:03,770 I lost my plane. 1672 01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:06,270 I lost my plane. 1673 01:53:06,340 --> 01:53:10,170 My-- Sub ! Jap sub ! 1674 01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:12,470 [ Kelso ] Jap sub ! 1675 01:53:12,550 --> 01:53:15,450 Hold on. We'll get you outta here in a second. 1676 01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:18,210 Listen. Kid. You gotta get that sub. 1677 01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:20,280 - What sub ? - The Jap sub. 1678 01:53:20,350 --> 01:53:23,150 - Where ? - In the ocean, lame-o. 1679 01:53:23,220 --> 01:53:25,660 Offshore near some goddamn amusement park. 1680 01:53:25,730 --> 01:53:28,320 The Japs are at Pacific Ocean Amusement Park ? 1681 01:53:28,390 --> 01:53:30,450 That's next door to my parents' house ! 1682 01:53:30,530 --> 01:53:32,460 Kid ! 1683 01:53:32,530 --> 01:53:35,470 You gotta sink that sub. 1684 01:53:35,540 --> 01:53:38,400 Come on, Sarge. Come on now ! Sarge, come on ! 1685 01:53:38,470 --> 01:53:41,500 That's it, Sarge. We got a nice pad for that head of yours. 1686 01:53:41,570 --> 01:53:43,910 - That's it, Sarge. - [ Mutters ] 1687 01:53:43,980 --> 01:53:47,670 - We'll have a drink. - [ Laughing ] 1688 01:53:51,220 --> 01:53:53,520 - Real Japs ? - Nah, wooden Japs, Cheetah ! 1689 01:53:53,590 --> 01:53:55,650 What do you think ? Get me outta here ! 1690 01:53:55,720 --> 01:53:57,990 Move it ! Move it ! 1691 01:53:59,830 --> 01:54:01,950 What the hell is that ? 1692 01:54:04,030 --> 01:54:06,400 It appears to be an airplane, sir. 1693 01:54:06,470 --> 01:54:09,530 We tried to hold the block. The plane broke through our perimeter. 1694 01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:12,040 Head down Hollywood Blvd. to Highland ! 1695 01:54:12,100 --> 01:54:15,130 - Take Highland to Pico ! Take Pico to-- - [ Shouting ] 1696 01:54:15,210 --> 01:54:18,300 The camp is on your left 1697 01:54:18,380 --> 01:54:20,940 The camp is on to your left 1698 01:54:21,010 --> 01:54:23,410 - - One, two ! 1699 01:54:23,480 --> 01:54:26,680 Wait, Sarge ! Wait for me, Sarge ! Please ! Stop ! 1700 01:54:26,750 --> 01:54:28,690 [ Whimpers ] 1701 01:54:28,750 --> 01:54:32,550 - What's that ? - It appears to be a large Negro, sir. 1702 01:54:32,630 --> 01:54:35,090 [ Whimpering ] 1703 01:54:35,160 --> 01:54:37,150 - What's that ? - Salesman. - A businessman. 1704 01:54:37,230 --> 01:54:39,160 - Accountant. - A lawyer. 1705 01:54:39,230 --> 01:54:41,930 I'll grease your face with those treads, you punk bastard ! 1706 01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:44,160 - And that ? - A corporal. 1707 01:54:44,240 --> 01:54:47,600 Stretch ! I love you ! 1708 01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:55,510 Soldier, are you the pilot of that plane ? 1709 01:54:57,320 --> 01:55:01,150 Yes, sir. Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. 1710 01:55:01,220 --> 01:55:03,810 I'm proud to report that I'm the first American... 1711 01:55:03,890 --> 01:55:06,820 to shoot down a Jap plane over the continental United States. 1712 01:55:06,890 --> 01:55:09,490 - You shot down a Jap plane ? - Yes, sir. 1713 01:55:09,560 --> 01:55:11,660 A Mitsubishi Zero, sir. 1714 01:55:11,730 --> 01:55:14,330 Got back some of that scrap metal we sold 'em. 1715 01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:16,870 Blew the livin' hell outta him right into the Stone Age. 1716 01:55:16,940 --> 01:55:19,960 We just got a report that a plane went down in the La Brea Tar Pits. 1717 01:55:20,040 --> 01:55:22,840 That's him ! That's gotta be the one ! I told you I shot him down. 1718 01:55:22,910 --> 01:55:25,170 - Is that a Jap plane ? - They don't know. 1719 01:55:25,240 --> 01:55:29,040 What do you mean they don't know ? Of course it was a Jap plane. 1720 01:55:29,120 --> 01:55:33,420 - You don't think I'd shoot down one of our own, do ya ? - I'm not so sure. 1721 01:55:33,490 --> 01:55:37,820 The plane's not important. What's important is the submarine ! The sub ! 1722 01:55:37,890 --> 01:55:41,050 Submarine ? Shot down a Jap sub too. 1723 01:55:41,130 --> 01:55:43,600 No, sir. I could have, though. 1724 01:55:43,660 --> 01:55:45,790 I had him in my sights. 1725 01:55:45,870 --> 01:55:48,660 I had that bastard right where I wanted him. 1726 01:55:48,730 --> 01:55:53,100 But I caught it in the radiator. He's still out there ! 1727 01:55:53,170 --> 01:55:57,130 What about that plane ? There must be a pilot. 1728 01:55:58,410 --> 01:56:01,870 That is the craziest son of a bitch I ever saw. 1729 01:56:03,550 --> 01:56:06,610 How many more like him do you think are up there ? 1730 01:56:08,250 --> 01:56:10,720 Get outta here ! [ Yelling ] 1731 01:56:12,260 --> 01:56:14,590 [ Engine Starts ] 1732 01:56:14,660 --> 01:56:17,030 Aw, look. A baby wolf. 1733 01:56:17,100 --> 01:56:19,030 Where ? 1734 01:56:19,100 --> 01:56:21,930 [ Kelso Yelling ] 1735 01:56:26,540 --> 01:56:29,440 [ Shouting ] 1736 01:56:31,310 --> 01:56:34,510 Gus, you can get into anything. Open up this ammunition. 1737 01:56:34,580 --> 01:56:36,840 - Yes, sir. - Stevie, round up the neighbors. 1738 01:56:36,920 --> 01:56:39,510 I'm going to need help getting this gun over to where I can get a clear shot. 1739 01:56:39,590 --> 01:56:41,520 - Macey, stay close. - Yes, sir ! 1740 01:56:41,590 --> 01:56:43,850 That nice soldier told you not to touch the ordnance. 1741 01:56:43,920 --> 01:56:46,080 Don't you think you should call the army ? 1742 01:56:46,160 --> 01:56:48,680 The army doesn't know what they're doing. I can handle this. 1743 01:56:48,760 --> 01:56:53,160 - Ward, you're acting like Errol Flynn ! - Joan, damn it ! Shut up ! 1744 01:56:53,230 --> 01:56:55,260 Porca miseria ! I just remembered. 1745 01:56:55,330 --> 01:56:59,130 I got two guys stuck on top of the ferris wheel. Somebody's gotta get 'em down. 1746 01:56:59,210 --> 01:57:02,470 Macey, get on your bike, get over to the amusement pier. 1747 01:57:02,540 --> 01:57:05,870 - I gotta watch you sink the sub ! - That's an order, son. 1748 01:57:05,950 --> 01:57:09,880 - Yes, sir. - Kid, this is the key to the control box in the ferris wheel. 1749 01:57:09,950 --> 01:57:13,210 - I know. I know, I know. - Don't touch anything red or silver. 1750 01:57:13,290 --> 01:57:15,220 - Yeah, I know. I know. - Only blue. 1751 01:57:15,290 --> 01:57:18,720 Okay, everybody, over here ! Get on this gun. We gotta move it over there ! 1752 01:57:18,790 --> 01:57:20,730 We're sinking a Japanese sub tonight. 1753 01:57:23,900 --> 01:57:25,960 to your left 1754 01:57:26,030 --> 01:57:28,730 to your left 1755 01:57:28,800 --> 01:57:31,240 Hey, Betty, there's Officer Miller ! 1756 01:57:31,300 --> 01:57:33,830 That's the flatfoot who sent me up the river ! 1757 01:57:33,910 --> 01:57:36,670 - They're comin' up the beach right now. - [ Tank Engine Roaring ] 1758 01:57:38,010 --> 01:57:40,880 Hey, Miller, look at me ! 1759 01:57:40,950 --> 01:57:43,280 Wally ! 1760 01:57:43,350 --> 01:57:46,440 Hey, Miller, don't you know it's a blackout ? Turn out your lights ! 1761 01:57:46,520 --> 01:57:48,650 [ Machine Gun Fire ] 1762 01:57:51,620 --> 01:57:54,090 [ Yelling ] 1763 01:57:56,400 --> 01:57:58,990 [ Gasps ] 1764 01:57:59,060 --> 01:58:02,830 - How'd you like that ? - I liked it just fine. 1765 01:58:05,040 --> 01:58:08,630 Are you sure you wanna go through with this, Ward ? 1766 01:58:10,580 --> 01:58:12,510 Okay. Okay. 1767 01:58:12,580 --> 01:58:15,510 Now, we do this. 1768 01:58:15,580 --> 01:58:19,240 Watch it ! Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh ! 1769 01:58:19,320 --> 01:58:21,450 Whoa ! All right. 1770 01:58:24,560 --> 01:58:27,580 There ! There. Got him right in my sights. 1771 01:58:28,630 --> 01:58:31,320 [ Gasps ] 1772 01:58:35,630 --> 01:58:38,030 I don't think you're gonna hit him. 1773 01:58:38,100 --> 01:58:41,200 - [ Gunshots ] - [ Crewmen Shouting In Japanese ] 1774 01:58:41,270 --> 01:58:43,540 [ Japanese ] 1775 01:58:48,450 --> 01:58:51,380 [ All Shouting In Japanese ] 1776 01:58:51,450 --> 01:58:54,390 I can't believe it. Why aren't they shooting back ? 1777 01:58:54,450 --> 01:58:56,440 They can't see us, that's why. 1778 01:59:18,240 --> 01:59:20,180 [ Gasps ] 1779 01:59:20,250 --> 01:59:25,480 Do not... push a clip of ammunition into the feed rollers here. 1780 01:59:25,550 --> 01:59:29,130 [ Gasping ] 1781 01:59:29,260 --> 01:59:31,290 [ Horn Honking ] 1782 01:59:31,360 --> 01:59:33,920 - Son of a-- - 1783 01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:36,690 1784 01:59:38,370 --> 01:59:41,130 - [ Glass Shattering ] - Oh, honey, I saw that movie. Watch this. 1785 01:59:51,080 --> 01:59:54,540 Goin' my way, sister ? 1786 01:59:54,620 --> 01:59:57,180 Son of a bitch stole my tank. 1787 01:59:57,260 --> 02:00:02,250 First he gets egg on my uniform; then he steals my girl; then he steals my tank. 1788 02:00:02,330 --> 02:00:05,590 -That's the tank I sent to get that sub. -Yeah. 1789 02:00:05,660 --> 02:00:08,660 - Near some amusement park. - Yeah, that's right. 1790 02:00:08,730 --> 02:00:12,640 - You know where it is ? - Yeah, sure. 1791 02:00:12,700 --> 02:00:15,100 Get in. 1792 02:00:16,470 --> 02:00:20,270 - Come on ! Go ! Go ! Go, goddamn it ! - Let's go ! 1793 02:00:20,350 --> 02:00:22,870 [ Laughing ] 1794 02:00:26,620 --> 02:00:28,590 Turn right ! Turn right here ! 1795 02:00:31,790 --> 02:00:34,120 [ Men Yelling ] 1796 02:00:44,200 --> 02:00:46,640 [ Yelling Continues ] 1797 02:00:52,410 --> 02:00:54,670 [ Laughing ] I'm a bug ! 1798 02:00:54,750 --> 02:00:57,910 [ Hysterical Laughter, Imitates Bug Buzzing ] 1799 02:01:04,660 --> 02:01:07,750 - [ Bullet Ricocheting ] - [ Crewmen Chattering In Japanese ] 1800 02:01:09,990 --> 02:01:12,660 [ Gunshots Continue ] 1801 02:01:12,730 --> 02:01:14,460 [ German ] 1802 02:01:28,450 --> 02:01:30,740 [ Japanese ] 1803 02:01:32,280 --> 02:01:34,680 - [ Screaming ] - [ Yelling In Japanese ] 1804 02:01:36,350 --> 02:01:38,790 - [ Screaming ] - [ Japanese ] 1805 02:01:38,920 --> 02:01:42,480 You should never pull this hand-operating lever to the rear. 1806 02:01:42,560 --> 02:01:44,620 Let's get outta here ! 1807 02:01:44,700 --> 02:01:47,790 Do not restore the lever to the firing position. 1808 02:01:47,870 --> 02:01:52,560 - [ Ward ] Do not make sure that this cover is completely closed. - [ Whimpering ] 1809 02:01:54,070 --> 02:01:56,670 - Auf Wiedersehen. Sayonara. - [ Crewmen Applauding ] 1810 02:01:57,980 --> 02:02:00,770 Lots of luck. 1811 02:02:03,950 --> 02:02:06,540 And never ever, under any circumstances, 1812 02:02:06,620 --> 02:02:09,520 - [ Whimpering ] - should you disperse-- 1813 02:02:09,590 --> 02:02:12,020 Never ever, under any circumsta-- 1814 02:02:13,560 --> 02:02:15,890 Oh ! 1815 02:02:15,960 --> 02:02:18,330 Foot trigger ! 1816 02:02:20,060 --> 02:02:22,760 Whoa-oh-oh ! 1817 02:02:22,830 --> 02:02:24,670 [ Whimpering, Gasping ] 1818 02:02:28,610 --> 02:02:32,440 [ Screaming ] 1819 02:02:38,850 --> 02:02:40,910 [ Crewmen Chattering In Japanese ] 1820 02:02:41,850 --> 02:02:44,750 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1821 02:02:44,820 --> 02:02:48,450 I think about 150 to 200 dollars will fix that. 1822 02:02:50,700 --> 02:02:53,130 Did it get 'em ? Did it get 'em ? 1823 02:02:53,200 --> 02:02:55,500 Close, Ward. Close. 1824 02:02:55,570 --> 02:02:59,060 Let's get this back out there. I'll-- I'll blast 'em again. 1825 02:03:00,170 --> 02:03:02,110 All right. 1826 02:03:03,640 --> 02:03:05,540 [ Man Yelling ] 1827 02:03:10,620 --> 02:03:17,820 [ Yelling ] 1828 02:03:17,890 --> 02:03:20,650 1829 02:03:20,730 --> 02:03:24,350 - - Great, we're lost ! Where the hell is it ? 1830 02:03:24,430 --> 02:03:26,990 - By the ocean. - The ocean ? That's left. 1831 02:03:27,060 --> 02:03:29,000 - No, straight. Right. - Straight ? 1832 02:03:29,070 --> 02:03:32,300 - Right or straight ? - I said straight, goddamn it ! 1833 02:03:32,370 --> 02:03:35,000 - Sayonara, sucker. - What are you doing ? 1834 02:03:35,070 --> 02:03:38,240 - - [ Yelling ] 1835 02:03:38,310 --> 02:03:40,440 - [ Both Screaming ] - [ Yelling ] 1836 02:03:42,410 --> 02:03:44,110 Geronimo ! 1837 02:03:51,990 --> 02:03:53,750 [ Screaming ] 1838 02:04:01,630 --> 02:04:05,630 - [ Gasping ] - Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! 1839 02:04:05,700 --> 02:04:09,800 - - [ Yelling ] 1840 02:04:09,870 --> 02:04:12,430 Hey, quit rockin' the car ! 1841 02:04:12,510 --> 02:04:15,810 - Yeah, quit rockin' the car. - Shut up ! I wasn't rockin' it. 1842 02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:18,110 - [ Gunshot ] - Hey ! 1843 02:04:18,180 --> 02:04:23,750 - Hey, you guys ! I'm supposed to get you down ! - Thank Christ ! 1844 02:04:29,520 --> 02:04:33,220 It rolls easy once it gets started. Just kiss it. 1845 02:04:33,290 --> 02:04:36,460 - Don't worry, Ward. Gentle as a baby. - [ Shouting In Italian ] 1846 02:04:40,070 --> 02:04:42,660 [ Yelling ] 1847 02:04:42,740 --> 02:04:46,230 - There goes Dad ! - Watch out ! 1848 02:04:49,040 --> 02:04:51,440 Open the door ! 1849 02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:57,980 1850 02:04:58,050 --> 02:05:00,520 1851 02:05:00,590 --> 02:05:03,020 [ Crewmen Shouting In Japanese ] 1852 02:05:08,730 --> 02:05:10,860 - Dad ! - You're gonna wreck the whole house ! 1853 02:05:10,930 --> 02:05:14,830 Boys, go to your room and don't come down until I call you ! 1854 02:05:14,900 --> 02:05:18,390 - You're ruining Christmas ! - Gliding it out ! 1855 02:05:18,470 --> 02:05:21,100 - [ Joan Yells ] - Ooh ! 1856 02:05:21,180 --> 02:05:24,270 - Too much. - You wrecked the stairs ! 1857 02:05:24,350 --> 02:05:28,480 - Which one do I pull ? - The one on the right. No, the one on the left. 1858 02:05:28,550 --> 02:05:32,080 [ Japanese ] 1859 02:05:32,150 --> 02:05:34,520 Wait ! W-Wait ! Wait ! Wait ! Ooh ! 1860 02:05:35,820 --> 02:05:39,090 Coming back ! 1861 02:05:39,160 --> 02:05:41,530 [ Japanese ] 1862 02:05:43,760 --> 02:05:46,430 [ Japanese ] 1863 02:05:46,500 --> 02:05:49,130 - [ Japanese ] - Now I've got 'em ! 1864 02:05:49,200 --> 02:05:51,900 Ward Douglas, don't you dare... 1865 02:05:51,970 --> 02:05:54,300 fire that gun in this hou-- 1866 02:05:55,980 --> 02:05:59,570 [ Yelling ] 1867 02:06:05,050 --> 02:06:08,490 Whoa ! 1868 02:06:12,290 --> 02:06:14,920 Boy, that was fun ! 1869 02:06:19,030 --> 02:06:22,560 Whew ! Wow ! 1870 02:06:22,700 --> 02:06:25,900 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1871 02:06:29,940 --> 02:06:32,070 "Warning ! Do not... 1872 02:06:32,150 --> 02:06:33,980 - [ Shouting In Japanese ] - turn on... 1873 02:06:34,050 --> 02:06:37,680 - [ Japanese ] - switch." - [ Japanese ] 1874 02:06:37,750 --> 02:06:39,950 Yeah ! 1875 02:06:40,020 --> 02:06:43,110 1876 02:06:43,190 --> 02:06:50,460 1877 02:06:50,530 --> 02:06:54,260 - - Oh, my God ! That's the wrong switch ! 1878 02:06:54,330 --> 02:06:57,860 1879 02:06:57,940 --> 02:07:01,170 Turn off those lights, you little asshole ! 1880 02:07:02,510 --> 02:07:05,210 - [ Generator Humming ] - 1881 02:07:05,280 --> 02:07:09,770 1882 02:07:14,890 --> 02:07:18,350 - Oh, my God. - Trapped like beavers. 1883 02:07:20,630 --> 02:07:22,650 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1884 02:07:22,730 --> 02:07:25,490 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1885 02:07:25,570 --> 02:07:27,500 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1886 02:07:27,570 --> 02:07:30,440 - [ Japanese ] - [ Japanese ] 1887 02:07:37,380 --> 02:07:40,810 - [ Japanese ] - [ Japanese ] 1888 02:07:44,220 --> 02:07:47,280 - Hollywood. - [ Japanese ] 1889 02:07:53,890 --> 02:07:56,390 - Hollywood. - [ Japanese ] 1890 02:08:10,310 --> 02:08:13,070 [ Japanese ] 1891 02:08:13,150 --> 02:08:15,640 [ Japanese ] 1892 02:08:17,550 --> 02:08:20,820 Give us this day our daily bread and deliver us from evil. 1893 02:08:20,890 --> 02:08:23,820 And please don't let me go to the same place he goes. 1894 02:08:23,890 --> 02:08:25,880 [ Japanese ] 1895 02:08:25,960 --> 02:08:27,930 [ Japanese ] 1896 02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:30,900 - Oh, my God ! - 1897 02:08:32,430 --> 02:08:35,700 [ Screaming ] 1898 02:08:35,770 --> 02:08:37,530 [ Laughing ] 1899 02:08:37,600 --> 02:08:41,510 - [ Screaming ] - I can't stop it ! 1900 02:08:41,580 --> 02:08:45,010 - [ Screaming ] - [ Ferris Wheel Creaking ] 1901 02:08:47,180 --> 02:08:49,120 - [ Japanese ] - [ Japanese ] 1902 02:08:58,260 --> 02:09:02,490 [ Both Screaming ] 1903 02:09:05,370 --> 02:09:06,890 - [ Screaming ] - Ma ! 1904 02:09:06,970 --> 02:09:09,900 [ Japanese ] 1905 02:09:09,970 --> 02:09:14,340 - [ Japanese ] - [ Japanese ] 1906 02:09:19,650 --> 02:09:22,840 [ Japanese ] 1907 02:09:24,350 --> 02:09:26,910 - [ Creaking ] - [ Herb, Claude Screaming ] 1908 02:09:26,990 --> 02:09:29,420 - [ Shouting In Japanese ] - [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1909 02:09:56,550 --> 02:09:58,680 [ Screaming ] 1910 02:10:00,790 --> 02:10:03,520 [ All Cheering ] 1911 02:10:07,290 --> 02:10:10,200 [ Cheering In Japanese ] 1912 02:10:15,470 --> 02:10:18,340 [ All ] Banzai ! Banzai ! 1913 02:10:18,410 --> 02:10:20,970 - [ Weeping ] Good-bye, Hollywood ! - Banzai ! 1914 02:10:21,040 --> 02:10:23,980 [ Shouting In Japanese Continues ] 1915 02:10:32,720 --> 02:10:36,660 Hey, are you okay ? You all right ? 1916 02:10:39,130 --> 02:10:41,390 Boy, that was fun. Can we do it again ? 1917 02:10:41,460 --> 02:10:43,550 - You wanna do it again ? - I wanna do it again. 1918 02:10:43,630 --> 02:10:47,300 - You really wanna do it again ? - [ Yelling ] 1919 02:10:51,410 --> 02:10:54,140 [ Choking ] 1920 02:10:55,510 --> 02:10:57,600 - [ Gasps ] - [ Laughing ] 1921 02:10:57,680 --> 02:11:00,480 - [ Popping Sound ] - I blew the exhaust manifold ! 1922 02:11:06,290 --> 02:11:09,660 - There's the ocean ! Hang a right ! - Who cares about the ocean ? 1923 02:11:09,730 --> 02:11:12,160 [ Both Laughing ] 1924 02:11:24,870 --> 02:11:27,000 [ Gasps, Screams ] 1925 02:11:31,650 --> 02:11:34,080 Get it off me ! [ Screams ] 1926 02:11:34,150 --> 02:11:38,480 - Hey, hey, hey ! Get in the back of the tank. - [ Screams ] 1927 02:11:47,600 --> 02:11:50,030 - [ Kisses, Sighs ] - Wait for me. 1928 02:11:53,600 --> 02:11:55,540 - Betty ! - Macey ! 1929 02:11:55,600 --> 02:11:57,540 - How's Mom and Dad ? - They're fine. 1930 02:11:59,480 --> 02:12:02,410 - Who knows how to load this gun ? - He does. 1931 02:12:04,210 --> 02:12:06,270 [ Both Screaming ] 1932 02:12:06,350 --> 02:12:10,180 [ Shouting ] 1933 02:12:10,250 --> 02:12:13,220 - [ All Yelling ] - Banzai ! 1934 02:12:17,830 --> 02:12:20,760 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1935 02:12:25,300 --> 02:12:29,100 Give me that ! Give me that ! Give me that ! Give me that ! Give me that ! 1936 02:12:29,170 --> 02:12:31,500 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1937 02:12:31,570 --> 02:12:35,010 - What's that ? - Uh, here, hold this. 1938 02:12:35,080 --> 02:12:37,480 [ Japanese ] 1939 02:12:37,550 --> 02:12:39,950 Now, Sarge, 1940 02:12:40,020 --> 02:12:42,450 what is the loading and firing procedure... 1941 02:12:42,520 --> 02:12:45,040 for the 75-millimeter cannon ? 1942 02:12:45,120 --> 02:12:47,550 - There are five basic components... - This is it. 1943 02:12:47,620 --> 02:12:50,060 to the new General Motors electric refrigerator. 1944 02:12:50,130 --> 02:12:52,220 - One, a freon compressor; - What ? 1945 02:12:52,290 --> 02:12:56,290 - two, the freon tube; three, the power transformer-- - No, no. Sarge. No, Sarge. 1946 02:12:56,370 --> 02:12:58,330 [ Explosion ] 1947 02:12:58,400 --> 02:13:00,100 [ Japanese ] 1948 02:13:15,880 --> 02:13:17,820 [ Kelso Yelling ] 1949 02:13:17,890 --> 02:13:21,120 Geronimo ! 1950 02:13:32,670 --> 02:13:34,860 [ Japanese ] 1951 02:13:34,940 --> 02:13:40,270 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 1952 02:13:40,340 --> 02:13:43,640 Whoa ! It's turning ! Look, it's pointing this way ! 1953 02:13:43,710 --> 02:13:46,840 [ Japanese ] 1954 02:13:48,720 --> 02:13:51,740 [ Japanese ] 1955 02:13:53,190 --> 02:13:56,280 - Torpedo ! - Torpedo ! 1956 02:14:06,300 --> 02:14:08,100 [ All Yelling ] 1957 02:14:11,410 --> 02:14:15,240 [ Shouting In Japanese, Laughing ] 1958 02:14:16,680 --> 02:14:19,240 Blackout ! Blackout ! Douse those street lights ! 1959 02:14:19,320 --> 02:14:21,750 [ Machine Gun Fire ] 1960 02:14:21,820 --> 02:14:24,620 Kill that theater marquee ! 1961 02:14:33,860 --> 02:14:36,420 [ Japanese ] 1962 02:14:36,500 --> 02:14:39,060 [ Grunting ] 1963 02:14:39,130 --> 02:14:42,260 [ Japanese ] 1964 02:14:45,010 --> 02:14:48,570 [ Japanese ] 1965 02:14:54,680 --> 02:14:57,310 [ Grunting ] 1966 02:14:57,390 --> 02:14:59,320 [ Grunting ] 1967 02:14:59,390 --> 02:15:02,480 I made it ! It's me, you yellow bastards ! 1968 02:15:04,860 --> 02:15:09,190 Come on ! It's me, Wild Bill Kelso ! 1969 02:15:09,260 --> 02:15:11,860 [ Groans ] 1970 02:15:13,400 --> 02:15:15,700 [ Grunting ] 1971 02:15:17,140 --> 02:15:20,170 I know you're in there, you yellow-bellied zipperheads ! 1972 02:15:20,240 --> 02:15:22,400 [ Yelling ] 1973 02:15:27,850 --> 02:15:31,510 Wally, did we get 'em ? 1974 02:15:31,590 --> 02:15:34,680 I think so. She's going down. 1975 02:15:37,630 --> 02:15:40,860 All right ! Hey ! Where are ya ? 1976 02:15:42,600 --> 02:15:46,530 Oh, Geronimo ! 1977 02:15:46,600 --> 02:15:49,070 [ Japanese ] 1978 02:15:49,140 --> 02:15:52,670 All right ! My name is Wild Bill Kelso. 1979 02:15:52,740 --> 02:15:55,270 And don't you... shoot. 1980 02:15:57,310 --> 02:15:59,750 All right, turn this tub around. 1981 02:15:59,820 --> 02:16:02,310 You're taking me to Tokyo. 1982 02:16:04,120 --> 02:16:06,210 Anybody got a light ? 1983 02:16:09,760 --> 02:16:12,190 [ Birds Chirping ] 1984 02:16:20,370 --> 02:16:23,030 [ Radio Newscaster ] ...out of a brilliant blue western sky, 1985 02:16:23,110 --> 02:16:26,270 - - foreign aircraft, flying both in large formation and singly, 1986 02:16:26,340 --> 02:16:28,670 flew over Southern California last night... 1987 02:16:28,740 --> 02:16:31,210 - and drew heavy barrages of antiaircraft fire-- - 1988 02:16:31,280 --> 02:16:36,380 the first ever to sound over United States continental soil against an enemy invader. 1989 02:16:36,450 --> 02:16:39,250 No bombs were reported dropped. 1990 02:16:39,320 --> 02:16:42,020 Shortly before 10:00 p.m., police reported... 1991 02:16:42,090 --> 02:16:45,360 that an airplane had been shot down into the La Brea Tar Pits. 1992 02:16:45,430 --> 02:16:47,520 - [ Snoring ] - In other parts of the city, 1993 02:16:47,600 --> 02:16:50,430 Fifth Column acts were reported during the air raid. 1994 02:16:50,500 --> 02:16:53,730 - Mysterious lights were spotted in many locales. - [ Car Approaching ] 1995 02:16:53,800 --> 02:16:56,170 In the Tarzana hills, Burbank police... 1996 02:16:56,240 --> 02:16:58,870 saw a string of lights in a "V" form, 1997 02:16:58,940 --> 02:17:01,380 pointing toward the Lockheed Aircraft plant. 1998 02:17:01,440 --> 02:17:04,170 [ Officer ] All right, fall in the yard ! Fall in the yard, men ! 1999 02:17:04,250 --> 02:17:08,110 Foley, Jones, Reese, Hinshaw ! Ten-hut ! 2000 02:17:09,790 --> 02:17:12,220 [ Newscaster ] ...and immediately Army searchlights shot into the sky. 2001 02:17:12,290 --> 02:17:14,220 Sergeant, what happened here ? 2002 02:17:14,290 --> 02:17:17,920 Sir, while suppressing a riot on Hollywood Blvd. last night with our tank, 2003 02:17:17,990 --> 02:17:20,430 I... was, uh, struck unconscious. 2004 02:17:20,500 --> 02:17:22,930 My men, however, received a report about a Japanese sub... 2005 02:17:23,000 --> 02:17:25,490 off the Santa Monica Pier from a downed Army Air Corps captain. 2006 02:17:25,570 --> 02:17:28,130 They responded immediately, went to the objective and at about 2300 hours... 2007 02:17:28,200 --> 02:17:30,600 - they engaged the enemy. - Damage ? 2008 02:17:30,670 --> 02:17:34,900 Uh, the Japanese sunk both our tank and, uh, the ferris wheel, sir. 2009 02:17:34,980 --> 02:17:37,880 I think we hit the sub. I saw it go down ! 2010 02:17:37,950 --> 02:17:40,570 [ Wally ] You see, sir, l-- 2011 02:17:40,650 --> 02:17:43,740 - [ Sighing ] - Donna ! Donna ! Donna ! Not now ! 2012 02:17:43,820 --> 02:17:46,620 Oh, honey. 2013 02:17:46,690 --> 02:17:50,950 - My girlfriend was there-- There was this wild man-- - Is this a long story ? 2014 02:17:51,030 --> 02:17:52,960 - Yes, sir. - Then save it. 2015 02:17:53,030 --> 02:17:55,620 Sir, I'd like to say something. 2016 02:18:04,110 --> 02:18:06,840 We've been through a lot, all of us. 2017 02:18:06,910 --> 02:18:10,000 We faced the enemy for the first time last night, 2018 02:18:10,080 --> 02:18:12,240 right in our own backyards, 2019 02:18:12,310 --> 02:18:14,410 and we came together, 2020 02:18:14,480 --> 02:18:19,250 put our differences aside and carried on the true spirit of America. 2021 02:18:19,320 --> 02:18:23,690 I think no matter what happens, what sacrifices we have to face, 2022 02:18:23,760 --> 02:18:27,250 we can carry forward like Americans. 2023 02:18:29,200 --> 02:18:33,190 While we're doing our repairs, I'm going to hang this wreath on my front door. 2024 02:18:35,030 --> 02:18:37,760 This symbol of Christmas, 2025 02:18:37,830 --> 02:18:39,820 this symbol of peace. 2026 02:18:39,900 --> 02:18:43,230 I just want to remind us all that we're not going to let... 2027 02:18:43,300 --> 02:18:46,530 a bunch of treacherous enemy killjoys... 2028 02:18:47,640 --> 02:18:49,970 ruin our Christmas. 2029 02:18:51,540 --> 02:18:54,340 [ Rumbling, Creaking ] 2030 02:18:56,410 --> 02:18:58,010 - [ Gasping ] - [ Squeaks ] 2031 02:19:11,830 --> 02:19:14,300 Boy, that's great ! 2032 02:19:14,370 --> 02:19:17,330 [ Joan Whimpering ] 2033 02:19:17,400 --> 02:19:20,060 What ? 2034 02:19:24,880 --> 02:19:27,340 [ People Shouting, Arguing ] 2035 02:19:29,610 --> 02:19:32,810 - [ Shouting Continues ] - You're gonna need tanks for the Burma road, sir. 2036 02:19:32,880 --> 02:19:35,480 I'm just a sergeant, but I'm a great mechanic. 2037 02:19:35,550 --> 02:19:38,580 You know, this year wasn't the big year of the war, '41. 2038 02:19:38,660 --> 02:19:41,920 I think the really big year is going to be 1942. 2039 02:19:41,990 --> 02:19:45,490 - [ All Shouting ] - Let go of me ! 2040 02:19:45,560 --> 02:19:48,050 [ Shouting Continues ] 2041 02:19:48,130 --> 02:19:51,030 It's gonna be a long war. 2042 02:19:51,100 --> 02:19:53,760 [ Shouting, Arguing Continue ] 2043 02:19:53,840 --> 02:19:56,670 [ Foley ] Let me go ! Let me go ! 2044 02:19:56,740 --> 02:20:00,270 [ Shouting, Arguing Continue ] 2045 02:20:31,730 --> 02:20:34,330 Oh ! Open the door ! 2046 02:20:34,400 --> 02:20:37,490 Whoa-ohhh ! 2047 02:20:46,980 --> 02:20:49,610 [ Shouting In Japanese ] 2048 02:20:49,680 --> 02:20:52,670 [ Laughing ] 2049 02:20:52,750 --> 02:20:57,160 That is the craziest son of a bitch I ever saw. 2050 02:21:00,030 --> 02:21:03,360 [ Screaming ] 2051 02:21:05,530 --> 02:21:07,830 Torpedo ! 2052 02:21:10,400 --> 02:21:13,670 It was on that radio there ! 2053 02:21:13,740 --> 02:21:16,330 Ohhhh ! 2054 02:21:16,410 --> 02:21:19,500 Jesus Christ, it's a sub ! Look, you guys, a Jap sub ! 2055 02:21:19,580 --> 02:21:22,380 I can't beat you in a fair fight. 2056 02:21:22,450 --> 02:21:24,380 [ Explosion ] 2057 02:21:24,450 --> 02:21:27,040 [ Airplane Approaching ] 2058 02:21:27,120 --> 02:21:29,680 Back ! Back ! 2059 02:21:29,760 --> 02:21:31,920 They're rioting in the street, sir. 2060 02:21:31,990 --> 02:21:34,890 Whoa-aah ! 2061 02:21:34,960 --> 02:21:37,450 Let's get outta here ! 2062 02:21:37,530 --> 02:21:40,020 [ Screaming ] 2063 02:21:40,100 --> 02:21:42,930 Hi, Stretch ! 2064 02:21:43,000 --> 02:21:45,400 Close, Ward. Close. 2065 02:21:45,470 --> 02:21:48,130 That reminds me. Kill them cockroaches in that flour sack. 2066 02:21:48,210 --> 02:21:51,540 - Look at that ! - [ People Shouting ] 2067 02:21:51,610 --> 02:21:53,810 There goes Dad ! 2068 02:21:53,880 --> 02:21:56,720 Kill a few Krauts for me, huh ?